Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That
u’ll always be a special part of me
Thursday, March 19, 2009
420
30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10
In sabh ko total karke dekho
apka naam likha ayega.
even on calculator..................
lt's true.plz try
In sabh ko total karke dekho
apka naam likha ayega.
even on calculator..................
lt's true.plz try
Purpose & Need
In the chase between Cat&Mouse,
the mouse mostly wins.
Coz the cat is running for its food &
mouse for its life.
Remember PURPOSE is more
imp than needs.best luck..
the mouse mostly wins.
Coz the cat is running for its food &
mouse for its life.
Remember PURPOSE is more
imp than needs.best luck..
A Nurse
Defination of a NURSE->
A young and beautiful girl
who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and
then expects ur pulse to be normal
A young and beautiful girl
who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and
then expects ur pulse to be normal
Tactful Wife
A tactful wife
is one
who makes sure she spends so much
that her husband cant afford
another woman.
is one
who makes sure she spends so much
that her husband cant afford
another woman.
Dont Go Outside
Shhhh.
Dont go outside.
Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour,
please I am again warning you
please and dont be so loud ..
The dog catching van is on duty!!!
Dont go outside.
Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour,
please I am again warning you
please and dont be so loud ..
The dog catching van is on duty!!!
Exams are like.....
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!….
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!….
Monoply & Competition
A Business Man
ExpLaining The Reason For Having
Two Wives....!@!--!@!
MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... &
Competition... ImProves Service...
ExpLaining The Reason For Having
Two Wives....!@!--!@!
MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... &
Competition... ImProves Service...
Fastest Camera
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her
mouth shut!
that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her
mouth shut!
Crazy World
Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Your Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
“Don’t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Your Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Prayer
Prayer of an ideal son:
Dear God,
thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me.
I wont ask anythin 4 myslf,
plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
Dear God,
thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me.
I wont ask anythin 4 myslf,
plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
Tip for Success
Tip for a successful life:
Don’t take any decision
when you are
angry
Don’t make any promise
when you are
happy
Don’t take any decision
when you are
angry
Don’t make any promise
when you are
happy
Attitude
In rain all birds find shelter
but eagle is the one
that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problem is common to all but
"ATTITUDE"
makes the difference.
but eagle is the one
that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problem is common to all but
"ATTITUDE"
makes the difference.
Quaid-e-Qillat
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,
ZARDAI has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.
of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,
ZARDAI has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.
Obama ka Kutta
Obama ka “Kutta” obama se rooth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay,
ya mujh se doosti rakho ya ZARDARI say
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay,
ya mujh se doosti rakho ya ZARDARI say
Mar Jata Agar.....
Wife:
"Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya
tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband:
"Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar
Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!"
"Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya
tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband:
"Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar
Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!"
Hypnotize = Shaadi
Husband:
"Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???"
Wife:
"kisi ko apnay control main kar k
us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:
"Chal jhooti usay tou
SHAADI kehtay hain"
"Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???"
Wife:
"kisi ko apnay control main kar k
us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:
"Chal jhooti usay tou
SHAADI kehtay hain"
Father Name
Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher:
"Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?"
Brothers:
"Kahin aap yeh na kahin kay hum nay nakal mari hay"
Teacher:
"Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?"
Brothers:
"Kahin aap yeh na kahin kay hum nay nakal mari hay"
April Fool
In hasino se
Rasme Wafa
or
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen
mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din
APRIL FOOL hai…!
Rasme Wafa
or
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen
mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din
APRIL FOOL hai…!
Yaaad
Mujhe 2 cheezain ki buhut yad ati ha
Ek apki … Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai
Ek apki … Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai
New Car
When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend
you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new
or
the girlfriend
you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new
or
the girlfriend
Akele He Theek
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..
Railway Station
Ek aurat train se utri aur khan sahib se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Khan sb. ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Bibi ye Railway Station hai”
Khan sb. ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Bibi ye Railway Station hai”
Allah kay Ehsaanat
Allah ka gunaahgar logon pa ehsaanat
1. Nahi rokta rizq ko
2. Nahi cheenta tandrusti ko
3. Nahi zahir karta gunaah ko
4. Nahi azab deeta furan.
1. Nahi rokta rizq ko
2. Nahi cheenta tandrusti ko
3. Nahi zahir karta gunaah ko
4. Nahi azab deeta furan.
Shiekh kay ghar Mehmaan
Aik martaba shiekh sb. kay ghar mehmaan aye.
Shiekh ki bivi boli "Shiekh sb. mehmanoo ka lye kuch la ayen"
Shiekh sb. gaye or "Rikshaw" lay aye.
Shiekh ki bivi boli "Shiekh sb. mehmanoo ka lye kuch la ayen"
Shiekh sb. gaye or "Rikshaw" lay aye.
Faqeer aur Sheikh
Aik faqeer shiekh sb. ka ghar aya aur bola "Main Allah ka mehman hoon"
shiekh nay faqeer ko pakra or masjid lay gaya aur kaha "Allah ka ghar yeh hay"
shiekh nay faqeer ko pakra or masjid lay gaya aur kaha "Allah ka ghar yeh hay"
Zardari Shaitan
Shaitan apne chailoon se:
Sam, tumhari duty aaj america main hay.
Julee, tum aaj UK jaoo gee
Peeter, tum India jaoo.
Sam asked: Pakistan kon jaye gaa.
Shaitan: Pakistan ki fikar chooro wahan Asif Zardari hay naa.
Sam, tumhari duty aaj america main hay.
Julee, tum aaj UK jaoo gee
Peeter, tum India jaoo.
Sam asked: Pakistan kon jaye gaa.
Shaitan: Pakistan ki fikar chooro wahan Asif Zardari hay naa.
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