The Worst Thief

“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer,
by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”

Qatil Kisay Kehtay hain

Teacher Pathan Sy:Qatil Kisay Kehtay Hain?
Pathan:Pata Nahi..?
Teacher:Agar Tum Apni Biwi Ka Qatal Kar DoTo Tum Kya Kehlao Gay…?
Pathan:“ZARDARI”

Zardar Ka Elaan

Dear Friend::

Asif Zardari Ne Elaan Kia Hai K
“MEIN Apni Beti KI SHADI
USSE KARUN GA JO MUJHSE BHI BARA
KAMEENA HOGA”.
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Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari Yaar…

When is Your Birthday

Interviewer :When Is Your Birthday
Sardar :13th Oct
Interviewer :Which Year ?
Sardar :Oye Ullu Ke PatteEvery Year

Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hy
Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hy

Badal Jab Garajti Hy, Dil Ki Dhrkn Bharhti Hy
Dil Ki Hr 1 Dhrkn Se Awaz Tmhari Aati Hy

Due to Rain

Teacher Told All Students to Write an Essay On
"A Cricket Match"

All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji

He Wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH”