Meaning of Wife

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...

Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -


With Idiot for Ever.

Pakistani Police

Pakistani POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,

kal 1 admi talab me naha raha tha.

ek POLICE wala dekh kar bola :-

chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...

Mobile Technician

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?

Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha,
jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Good Thoughts

If we both exchange on dollar, we both have one dollar each.

But if we exchange one good thougt, we both have two good thoughts.

Resignation Letter

World's smallest resignation letter"


"Dear Sir,

I love your wife"

Faqeer aur Shiek

aik faqeer sada laga raha tha::

Baba Chawal b kha leta hay
Baba ice cream b kha leta hay
Baba burger b kha leta hay
Baba sb kuch kha leta hay

Aik shiek nay jawab dia

"Baba chittar b kha leta hay"

The fire of Jahanam

The fire of jahanam will not touch the person who recites.

"Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"

Crore Pati

Yar main aik larki ko chata tha, lakin us nay mare sath shaadi nahin ki

2nd: Tumne usy bataya nahi kay tumhara baap crore pati hay


1st: Btaya tha, isi liya tu us nay meray baap kay sath shaadi kar li.

Good Morning

Sending 24 Smiles,
1 for each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...

Good Morning and hAv a gReAt dAy.... »

Khan Sb aur Pilot

A pathan was snatching headphone from the pilotpilot

Pilot : what are you dong idiot ?

Pathan: Ticket ka paisa hum ney dia, songs tum sun rahay ho?

Pepsi pee gai

hoota peenay se mohabbat barhti hai .............................faraz…

yeh keh keh k woh ullo ki patthi meri saari PEPSI pee gai


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Tumhari yaad tu muje aisey ati hay faraz

jese tun ne mere paise dene hon..............

Mitt Jatey Hain Anaa Mein

Ajab tarha k log bastey hain teray shehar mein “FARAZ”

Mitt jatey hain ANAA mein magar MOHABBAT nahin kartey..

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Wo Parinda Jisy Apni Parwaaz Sy Fursat Na Thi FARAZ

Aaj Tanha Howa To Meri Hi Deewar Pay Aa Baitha

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Hun need k shoqeen ziada nahin lakin Faraz

Kuch Khawab na dekhan to guzara hanin hota.


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Wo pila Jaam nzaroon se apni faraz

Ab ketay hain Nashey ki adat achi nahi hoti.

Faraz Collection

yahee kahaa tha ka barsoun ka piyasa houn faraz

us nay meray moun mian pipe laga ker rooter chalaa dia

Vitaman

Khan Sb.: I'd like some VITAMIN for my wife.

Shop Keeper: Sir, vitamin.A, B or C?

Khan Sb.: Any one, wo kon sa pari likhi hay.

Smile Please

A sardar photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,

suddenly all relatives beat him.

why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE

Love SMS

The sun had rised from the east &

birds r singing happily &

butterflies R around the flowers.

It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

How to Kill a Lion

How to kill a LION::

by Ravi Shastri method:

ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders ,,......

Pakistani Captain

Wat s d biggest pressure building up for pakistani captain

when pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand..

"Ya Allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!"