King of the States (Guess What??)

King of the States,
Beloved of my father
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare,

Samajh aai ? Nahi,
English samajhna her kisi k bus ki baat nahi,
punjabi version mulahiza farmaiye:

Desaan da Raja,
Mere Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera kohri charhya
:-)

Sabar Kamyabi Hai

"Aisa bohat Kam hota hai k JALDBAAZ Nuqsaan na Uthayay.
Or
Aisa ho hi nahin sakta k SABAR karnay wala NAAKAAM ho jaaye "

4 Batain

1 bazurg ne 50 saal books ka Mutaleya kia or un mai se sirf chaar Baaten apney liye muntakhib kin..

1- Allah k diye huve pe razi reh warna koi or maalik talash kr jo us se be ziyada de.

2- Jin baton sy Allah ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja warna Us k Kainat se bahir chala ja.

3- Agar gunah krna chahta hy to aisi jaga talaash kr jahan Allah na dekh sky warna mat kr.

4- Allah ki ibadat kr warna us ka diya huva rizq be mat kha

Please Think

"RAB"
Ki Muhbat

"GUNAH"Sy
Door Ly jati hay auR
"GUNAH"
Ki Muhbat

"RAB"Sy
Door Kr Deti Hy


Socheay
Hm kis sy Door Ho Rahy Hain?

My Feelings for YOU

When my arm

can't reach the persons close 2 my heart


I always hug them with my prayers


May Allah give u wat ur heart desires!

AmeEn!

Musibat Ki Buniyad

Musibt ki buniyad insan ki guftagu hai.,
________________________________________

Jis nasihat asr na kry wo ye jan lay k
us ka dil eman se khali hai...

Shine Like SUN

"If you want to Shine like sun,
first you will have
to Burn like it.

~~Hitler~~

Make OtherS HappY

Charlie Chaplin said,
"Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when u r happy,
but Life salutes you when u make others happy

Hazar Jawab

Hsbnd bv se phone pr:
"Kya pkaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi(gussay se):
"Zeher"
Hsbnd:kha kr so jana,mein dair se aaon ga,,!!!:-)

HIMMAT FAN

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN" AAJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

Made in China

Chinese Lady Pakistani Lady Se:

Mere Husband Ka Chalte Chalte Inteqaal ho gaya tha.!

Pakistani Lady:

Bas Behen, China Ki Cheezon Ka Yehi Masla Hai.

Definition of Female Nurse

"A beautiful dashing Girl wearing angel white coat,
holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes
& still wants ur pulse to be


NORMAL

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Najumi

Sardar Ki bethi:
abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

sardar:
kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par hy Najumi si..

Ignore Mat Karna

IGNORE mat KARNA YE 1 SACHA WAQIA HAI
RAWALPINDI K CENTRAL HOSPITAL MAIN
1 BACHA PEDA HOA HAI US NAY PAIDA HOTIEY





HI KAHA HAI









OWAAAAN OWAAAN OWAAAN
:p :D :) ;)

Cousin ki Shaadi

BOSS:pathan tmhe 15din ki chuti q chahiay
Pathan:cousin ki shadi he

boss:cousin ki shadi 15din chutti q?

pathan:cousin chahti he k mai uski shadi me
dulha ban k jaun

Dengi Virus

Boy:
Teri Judayi mein,
Nend urti hai,
Jan jati hai,
chain khota hai,
Dil rota hai...!

Girl:
Check krwa le Beta
dengi Virus main
aisa hi hota hai,

Difficult Question of the Year

Saal 2009 ka MUSHKIL SWAAL :

"PAKOREY" ko ENGLISH Mein Kia Kehte Hain?

JWAAB Zaroor Dain... . .. i m waiting

Changa Keeta

Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni

Jinny Karachi vikhya o maryea e ni

Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai

Jinny TENU nai

Vikhya


"Changa Kita"!

Counting

1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+
2+5+1+2+1+1+5+1+
2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+3
,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
wah ji wah

Jumeraat k paisey giney ja rhe hen..

Night SMS Service

SALAM,

Ye Humari Night
Sms Service Ha hum soay huway logon ko,
SmS kar k jagaatay hain,
Or un k Jaag Jane k baad,hum khud so jate hain,
*GOOD NIGHT*
Swt Dreams

Zong: Sub Keh Do.

1 bacha ZONG k Office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai .

LARKI: Tumhari himat kesay hui ?

BACHA: Aap hi to kehty ho

Zong::: Sub Keh Do

Kis Ki Mannay

"Susti Hamari bari Dushman Hai"
(Allama Iqbal)


"Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye"
(Quaid.e.Azam)


Dasso banda kaidi mannay?:-

Pakistani Shadi

Pakstani Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE 1
Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
RULE 2
Doosri bar is tarha khao(SMSCaster)r mila hi nahi tha...!

Tum Hee Sub Kuch Ho

1 admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tm hi meri zenat ho, tamna ho, Izzat ho.

Bv:mare lya b aj se ap hi mare
Naveed ho,
Irfan ho,
Zubair ho,
Imran ho.

Extra Sheet Please

QAYAMAT k din farishton ne kaha sab apne apne GUNNAH likho ,
Sab likh rahay thay

achanak


'ZARDARI'

na pichy se AAwaaz di,

"Extra Sheet Please"

Yeh Kamra Nahi

Sardar:Main yaha nai rahon ga hmaray paisay wapas karo,
itna chota kamra or sirf aik stool

.Tm humein janwar smjtay ho

Waiter:

sir!ye ap kamra nahi lift hai.

Head of Family

It iz said dat Husband is d Head of d family,
But ReMeMßeR dat

wife is d Neck of d family.

& D Neck can Turn d Head
Xactly d way
she wants!!

Bazurgo ki Qurbani

"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari Qurbani de k hasil kya he
or
me yahan isi lye ayaa hun taake us Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."

(Asif Zardari)