Meaning of Dream

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.

After she woke up, she told her husband,
“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day.
What do you think it means?”


“You’ll know tonight”, he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled

“The meaning of dreams”.

Kuch Pal De Do Mujeh

Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do Mujhe,

Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi Achi c Girl Friend Ka Number De Do Mujhe…!!!

Zalim Police

Zalim Police ki darindagi ka aik or jeeta jaagta suboot

korangi may queta hotel k3 masoom pathanon se”naswaar”cheen li
teeno pathanon ne tarap tarap kjan de di

Sheikh Ki Roti

1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k


O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!

Masjid Ka Chanda

Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya…

Actor:
Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai

Moolvi:
Is Paisay say Hum “Bathroom banain gay”

Jannat se Aagay

An Sms To Mulla Umer
From A Suicide Bomber…

Sir Jee,
Barood Thora Kum Daala Karain
Mein To Jannat Se Bi Aagay Nikal Gya Hun

Change Happens

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances IMPROVE,

Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.


Have a Nice Day!!!!

Aap Ka Liye Dua

May Allah
increase ur EMAN,
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
AND
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)

Ameen!!!!

Shaitaan ka Challenge

"Jab shaitaan mardud ho gaya to us ne kaha k ae rab! teri izat ki kasam.
Mein tere bandon ko hamesha behkata rahun ga. jab tak unki rohen un ke jismon me rahen ge.

Allah Rabul Izaat ne Irshad farmaya,
Muje kasam ha apni izat o jala ki, jab tak wo muj se astagfaar karte rahen ge.
Mein ukno bakhshta rahun ga."

Rs. 1500 Ka Mobile

Rs. 1500 ka new mobile for sale hai.

Jis main

USB

Infra Red

Bluetooth

5 Mega Pixel Camera

Touch Screen

MP3/MP4/AVI/MPEG

FM

8 GB memory

Internet

ka ilawa sab kuch hay.

Love guarantee

Pheli baar love kahan invent hua tha?
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Ise liya tu koi gurantee waranty nahi hoti

Sweet Lines

• Allah dey kar bhi azmata hai, ley kar bhi azmata hai
  
• Gharib admi roti k leye dorta hai, ameer roti hazam karnay k leye.
  
• Gunah mai lazzat zarur hay, magar sakun nahi
  
• Baat alfaaz ki nahi lehje ki hoti hay
  
• Kisi k bare mein bura na soocho. Ho sakta hay k wo Allah ki barga main tumse behtar ho.

Greate offer for you

Hi, How are you?
Are you free tomorrow?

Can u come to me. becoz tomorrow we are opening a new








"Mental hospital"

Aap ka ilaj free ho go.

Quran Kay Huquq

Quran Pak kay hamare uper 5 Huquq hain.

1. Is per Emaan lana
2. Ise Parhna
3. Ise Samajna
4. is par Amal karna
5. Is ki Dawat aam karna

Don't Make a Noise

In the corridor of a government office, there was a sign.

"Don't make a noise"

someone wrote with pencil:

"Othewise we may wake up".

Pathan and English Movie

Pathan:
kal raat 3 ghante ek English film dekhi.
Us me na koi banda tha, na koi awaz thi

Friend: Film ka naam kia tha

Pathan: "Please insert the Disk"

Kitna Sakoon Hay

2 admi qbrastan sy guzar rahay thay.

1st bola: sb kitnay skoon sy so rhy haiin.

2nd bola: Kion na ho, yeh jaga jaan de kar hasil hoti hay.

Loot ayengay

Urnay do in parindon ka azzad fiza mei Faraz.

Tery apny hongy to loot ayengay kisi rooz.

Go to Hell

Biwi: Shohar se: aaj ap office se jaldi kese aa gae?

Shohar: Mere boss ko gusa aa gaya tha. us ne kaha jahanam me chale jaoo. Mein ghar aa gaya.

Gadha aur Insaan

Student school mein gadha leke gaya

Teacher: Ye gadha kion laye ho?

Student: sir, ap hi to kehtay hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insaan banay he.

Educated Zamana

Mast hawaein hein!!
Mosam bhi sohana hai!
Kaali ghatain hein!
Dil bhi ashqana hai!
Bandar bhi Sms parh rahey hein!
Kya Educated zamana hai

All Sardar Jokes

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,
"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar in Exam

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name