One More Chance

Wife:
mai driver ko nokri se nikal rahi hun

kyun k aj main doosri bar
marte marte bachi hun.

Husband:
Begum isy ek moka aur to do...

Marnay Ki Jaldi

"Doctor:

cigrete noshi insan ko
ahista ahista mar deti hai.


Mareez "to hamey kon si jaldi hai.........."

Don't See the Clock

"See The ClöcK Only, When Yöu Have Nö Work

but

don't See The Clöck,

When You Are Wörking...""

=|= Bill Gates =|="

Mushkil Waqat Ka Liya

"HADIS ka mafhoom ha!!

Jis ko pasand ho k Allah mushkil o taklef k waqt us ki dua Qabol kary

wo khushali k Auqaat me

ziyada se ziyada dua kia kare"

2 Roti Laga Do

"1 jmadar guter mein jhuk kr kchra nikal rha tha



1 khan sb. whan se guzarty hua ruk kr bolay...


zara 2 roti hmara b lga dena..!"

How 2 Identify

"How 2 identify a Shiekh in class?

?

?

Simple...


Just look who is Erasing his notes,

When the teacher is erasing the board...! :-D"

Wada Karo

TEACHER: baccho wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo ge..
Students: nahi piyain ge

TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain tang karo ge..
Students: nahi karain ge

TEACHER: or watan pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..
Students: ker dain ge. Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.