Chota Khandan

1truck ki back pe likha tha
Chota khandan, zindagi asan

us k nichy likha tha

kmran
imran
irfan
Ehsaan
gurya
bubli
guddu
sunny
Fahad
Or
Saad
k baap ka pegham.

"Faraz" Maar Daala

Ghulail sE Bachon
Ne ik Baaz Mar Dala,

Foj ne Dushman ka Jahaz
Mar Dala,

Mobile Users B Peechy Kese Rehtay,

Ultay seedhay Shairon sE
"Faraz"
Maar Dala.

After Accidents

Difrent answrz of people of difrent contriez aftr acidnts.

Amercn: Sory man.

Indian: Dekh k bheya.

British: Its ok.

German: Wow.

Pakstani: O ksi aani deya.

Khudkushi Hram Hay

1 dAfa pathan khudkushi pr Tqreer kr raTha
Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga

Khdkushi hram hy
Kufr hy
Gnah hy
Zulm hy

Is se behtr hy k insan zehr kha k mar jaye..

Muhawaray ka Istamal

Teacher:
"Magar" ka jumla banao.
.
.
.
Student:
wo mare aage aa gaye thay aur main un k magar magar tha................!

** DUA * *

Ay Allah hamaray mulk Pakistan ki hifazat farma.
(AAMEEN)

Pakistan K dusman dehshat gardoun ko tabah-o-barbaad kar dey.
(AAMEEN)

Ay Allah, Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W)
K sadqay Pakistan K tamaam shehroun(cities) ko khud-kush hamloun sey mehfooz farma.

AAMEEN,
SUMMA-AAMEEN.

What is Globalisation?

Nice example is Princess Diana's death.

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine.

This sms was written by a Pakistani on a Chinese phone smuggled by a Afghani via Dubai.

This is called 'Globalisation'!!

Women Driving

Wife:
Chalo na aj bahar chaltay hain 0r driving main karongi...!

Husband:
Oho !
Matlab jayen gay car mein 0r ayen gay akhbaar mein....?