Marriage

Love may be
blind

but

marriage
is a

real eye-opener!

God Bless Our Parents.

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.

Father said: Plz hold my hand

Girl: No dad, u hold my hand

Father: What's the difference

Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.
but
If you held my hand
I know you will never let my hand go.

Zardari pe Mazmoon

Aap 1950 May Peda huay,
Ap ne bgairti ki ibtedai taleem apne mohallay k school se hasil ki
Aur isi fun mei ala taleem ek naamwar daku se le

Jab Dakait hone ka Certificate hasil kia to ap ki umar sirf 16 saal thi, ye apka record hy
Phir Benazir se Shadi kr k Ap Ne professional Bgairti ka aghaz kia or Mr.10% mashoor huye

Phir kurse-e-sidarat pe aa bethe or mulk lootne mein apna muqam banaya
apki tareekh wafat ka sb ko intizar hy.

Sardar & Rikshawala

Srdar:bus stand jany k kitnay paisy?
Rikshawala:50 Rs

Sardar: 20 Rs mai chaly ga to thek hai

Rikshawala:20 Rs mai kon ly jaye ga?

Srdar: tu pechy beth mai la jata hon

Pagal Ka Letter

Aik PagaL Letter Likh raha tha.
Doctor ne pocha kis ko Likh rahy ho?

PagaL: Khud ko.
Dr: Kia Likha hai?

PagaL:Mujhe kya pata?
Abhi mujhe miLa thori hai.

Jahanum Mein Jalnay Ki Wajah

"Insaan gunaah krnay ki waja se
Jahanum mein Nhi jata,

baLkay

gunah per mutmayin rehnay
aur touba Na krnay ki waja se
Jahanum mein Jata hai".

Kadi Mehak Naien Mukdi Pullan Vichon

Baba bhulay shah nay farmaya:

KÅDI MÉHÅK naien mukdi PHÜLLÅÑ vichon,
PHÜL sukdey sukdey SÜKK jandey

KOi qadar na jany payar di,
dil tutday tuday tut jandey

Koi mool nai jug tay rishtiyan da
AY chuhtaday chuhtaday chuht jandy

KADI payar nai mukda dilan vichon
SAAH mukdy mukdy muk jandy.,

Mobile Charger

Sardar ki biwi bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aayi

Sardar ghusse se bola

'Ab kaya lene aayi ho



Biwi boli

''apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi.

S.H.D

Teacher: naalaay ko english me kia kehte hy.

Student: S.H.D

Teacher: kia matlab.


Student:

Shalwar Holding Device

Train Ki Takkar

Railway officer was taking an interview...
Officer:
Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe opposite dirction me aa rhi hen to tum kia karo gye?
Applicant: Mai kanta badal donga.

Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mai Red signal donga.

Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mai Red Flag dikha donga.

Officer: Flag bhhi na mila to?
Applicant: Mai Choty Bhai ko bula longa.

Officer: Wo kyun ??

Applicant:
Usey train ki takkar dekhne ka boht shoq hai

Beautiful Words

• "Ikhlaq acha hona 'ALLAH' se mohabbat ki daleel hai"
  
  
• "Dil ka sukoon chahte ho to hasad se door raho"
  
  
• "Museebat ki shikayat mat karo is se 'ALLAH' naraz aur dushman khush hota hai"
  
  
• "Khush rehna chahte ho to doosron ko khush rakho"
  
  
• "Ilm aisa badal hai jis se rehmat barasti hai."
  
  
• "Nek banney ki koshish aise karo jaise haseen banney ki koshish kartey ho."
  
  
• "Kisi se milo is tarah k wo dobara aap se milne ki tamanna karey...!!!

Value of Today

2 realize da value of 1 week
Ask da editor of a weekly newspaper

To realize the value of 1 hour
Ask the lovers who r just waiting to meet

To realize the value of 1 min
Ask a person who has just missed a train

To realize the value of 1 sec
Ask a person who has just avoided an accident

Treasure every moment
That you have !

Yesterday is history,
Tomorow is mystry,
Today is gift that is why it is called PRESENT

Jab Kush Bhool Jao

"Jab tum kuch bhool jao to darood parho,
INSHALLAH yaad aa jaye ga"

Jo kisi preshani main ho wo darood ki kasrat karay,
kyun k ye preshani or dukh le jata hai,
Rizq barhata or Hajatain puri kerta hai,

Dua kis Tarah Maango

ALLAH Se Dua Mango To Dua Ki Qabuliat Par Yakeen Rakho

Kyun K ALLAH Ghafil Aur Laparwa Dilo Ki Dua Kabool Nahi Karta (Bukhari)..!!

Plastic Surgery

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum dey to? :-)