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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Iqbal about Faraz
DR.ALLAMA IQBAL ne farmaya:
Upar se dekh raha hoon FARAZ ki SHAYIRI ka haal "IQBAL"
Sukar hay k KAMINON ko mere SHAIR samajh nahin aatey.
:-D
Upar se dekh raha hoon FARAZ ki SHAYIRI ka haal "IQBAL"
Sukar hay k KAMINON ko mere SHAIR samajh nahin aatey.
:-D
Shadi ki Shart
Girl:
Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni hay tu
Har Hafte ami Ko 10kg Atta Dena Hoga
Papa Ki Car Me 10 litre Petrl Dlwana Hoga
Boy: Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna :-D
Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni hay tu
Har Hafte ami Ko 10kg Atta Dena Hoga
Papa Ki Car Me 10 litre Petrl Dlwana Hoga
Boy: Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna :-D
Love ur Mothers
Main Barson Se Jannat Ki Talaash
Me Nikla Hua Tha ,
Lekj Phir "MAA" K Qadmo Me Aa Gira.......
Me Nikla Hua Tha ,
Lekj Phir "MAA" K Qadmo Me Aa Gira.......
Molvi tu Janat me Aye
Ek Aurat ne aik frishty se kaha
"Mera Nikah Mere Duniavi Shohr se Krwa den"
Farishta Bola
"Nikah tu Krwa dengy Phle koi
molvi tu Janat me Aye
~**~
"Mera Nikah Mere Duniavi Shohr se Krwa den"
Farishta Bola
"Nikah tu Krwa dengy Phle koi
molvi tu Janat me Aye
~**~
Gunah Par Fakhar Mat Karo
Allah Tamam Logo K Gunah Bakhsh Dega,
Siwaye Un Logo K
Jo Gunah Kr K Logo Ko Fakhar Se Btayein,
K Hm Ne Ye Gunah Kiya Hai
Siwaye Un Logo K
Jo Gunah Kr K Logo Ko Fakhar Se Btayein,
K Hm Ne Ye Gunah Kiya Hai
Different Thinking
"Jab Mein
Dastar-Khwaan Per
2 Rung K Khaane Dekhta Hon Tou
Laraz Jata Hoon
K
Aaj Phir Kisi Ka Haq Maara Gaya Hy ...
Dastar-Khwaan Per
2 Rung K Khaane Dekhta Hon Tou
Laraz Jata Hoon
K
Aaj Phir Kisi Ka Haq Maara Gaya Hy ...
Give Something to Someone
A 10 yr old Boy went to an Ice-cream shop & askd how much a cone costs?
Waiter said Rs: 15,
The boy started counting how much he had in his purse.
Then he asked how much a small cup cost?
Waiter said Rs: 12,
The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bil & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he was touched. The boy had left Rs: 3 coins as tip for him.
Try giving something to every1 out of whatever little u have...
Waiter said Rs: 15,
The boy started counting how much he had in his purse.
Then he asked how much a small cup cost?
Waiter said Rs: 12,
The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bil & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he was touched. The boy had left Rs: 3 coins as tip for him.
Try giving something to every1 out of whatever little u have...
Purana Ghar
Pathan Ny illegal Ghar Bnaya Ksi Ny advice Di
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Samjhy Purana Ghar Hy
Pathan Ny Dewar pr likh dia
Qaid e Azam Ko Riha Kro
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Samjhy Purana Ghar Hy
Pathan Ny Dewar pr likh dia
Qaid e Azam Ko Riha Kro
Pathan in Pizza Hut
Pathan pizza hut gya
waiter ne pizza la k rkh dia.
pathan adhe ghnte tk betha raha
phr chillane lga k
O khocha nan rkh k gya ha
salan tmhara baap la k da ga.
waiter ne pizza la k rkh dia.
pathan adhe ghnte tk betha raha
phr chillane lga k
O khocha nan rkh k gya ha
salan tmhara baap la k da ga.
Jazz Menu
Jazz menu mai khushamded
Rishte k LIYE 1 dbaen
Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen
SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen
Aur
Apni pasnd ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dbaen :-D
Rishte k LIYE 1 dbaen
Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen
SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen
Aur
Apni pasnd ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dbaen :-D
New Film
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.
Maa: Kahan Thay?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'MAA DA PYAR'.
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
Baap DI MAAR.@
Maa: Kahan Thay?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'MAA DA PYAR'.
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
Baap DI MAAR.@
Pent ya Nekar
Sardar:
Pent ki silayi kitni hai?
Tailor:
Rs. 150
sardar:
Or Nekar ki?
Tailor:
Rs. 50
sardar:
Ok. Nekar hi see do per lambayi 42'' rakhna. . . . .
Pent ki silayi kitni hai?
Tailor:
Rs. 150
sardar:
Or Nekar ki?
Tailor:
Rs. 50
sardar:
Ok. Nekar hi see do per lambayi 42'' rakhna. . . . .
Revenge
1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
''hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do''
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
''lo, in men sy nikal lo ,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun''
''hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do''
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
''lo, in men sy nikal lo ,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun''
1000 Police Walay = Zardari
Aik Admi nay 1000 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Bhai G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Admi: Main nay manat mani thi k mera ghar bn giya tu mai 1000 baghairtoon ki dawat karon ga
Police officer hans K bola: Aap nay tu takaluf kia sirf Zardari ko bola latey
Police officer: Bhai G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Admi: Main nay manat mani thi k mera ghar bn giya tu mai 1000 baghairtoon ki dawat karon ga
Police officer hans K bola: Aap nay tu takaluf kia sirf Zardari ko bola latey
Khushi Kia Hoti Hay
Ek Aadmi doosrey se:
Bhai ye KHUSHYAN kiya hoti hai?
Doosra Aadmi:
Pata nahi Bhai, meri tou Jawani main hee Shaadi ho gayi thi.
Bhai ye KHUSHYAN kiya hoti hai?
Doosra Aadmi:
Pata nahi Bhai, meri tou Jawani main hee Shaadi ho gayi thi.
Power of Expression
A blind man begging with a board written: "I'm Blind Plz Help Me"
1 man took the board & wrote something else & from that he got heavy collection.
The man wrote:
"Today Is A Beautiful Day But I Can't See It"
That's the power of expression! Expressed at right time can change many things!
1 man took the board & wrote something else & from that he got heavy collection.
The man wrote:
"Today Is A Beautiful Day But I Can't See It"
That's the power of expression! Expressed at right time can change many things!
50 Saal Ka Larka
50 saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya
larki ki maa behosh ho gai
hosh aya
waja puchi boli 25 saal pehle
ye mujhe b dekhne aya tha. =
larki ki maa behosh ho gai
hosh aya
waja puchi boli 25 saal pehle
ye mujhe b dekhne aya tha. =
Shadi Karna .......
Mom to Son
17 CENTURY
beta apne CAST ki ladki se hi shadi krna
18 CNTRY:
beta apne LEVEL ki ldki sy hi shadi krna
19 CNTRY:
byta apne MULK ki ladki
20 CNTRY:
byta apne RELIG0N ki ladki hi sy shadi krna
21 CNTRY:
byta LARKI se hi shadi krna ;-)
17 CENTURY
beta apne CAST ki ladki se hi shadi krna
18 CNTRY:
beta apne LEVEL ki ldki sy hi shadi krna
19 CNTRY:
byta apne MULK ki ladki
20 CNTRY:
byta apne RELIG0N ki ladki hi sy shadi krna
21 CNTRY:
byta LARKI se hi shadi krna ;-)
SHOLAY Film
1 Sardar apne kute k7 film SHOLAY dekne gya.
hero ne kaha basanti in kuto k samny mt nachna.
Sardar khara ho kr bola ticket lia he tra to bap b nache ga.
hero ne kaha basanti in kuto k samny mt nachna.
Sardar khara ho kr bola ticket lia he tra to bap b nache ga.
Miss Call
Ye dunya hai ek janjal
Yahaan chalta hai paisey ka kamaal
Tum b kangaal hum b kangaal
Aao khailen miss call miss call.
Yahaan chalta hai paisey ka kamaal
Tum b kangaal hum b kangaal
Aao khailen miss call miss call.
Father of Ibn-e-Sena
Teacher : who is the father of Ibn-e-sena ?
After thinking so much
A student replied:
"JOHN CENA"......
After thinking so much
A student replied:
"JOHN CENA"......
Larai Hone Wali Hay
Sardar: Jaldi 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Peene K Bad
1 Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
Sardar: Jab tu Paise Maange Ga.
Peene K Bad
1 Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
Sardar: Jab tu Paise Maange Ga.
As Years Go!!!
As years go,
U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight,
But not ur Smartnes,Talent, Brightnes & Intellignce
Bcoz, u can nevr lose wat u don't have :-D
U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight,
But not ur Smartnes,Talent, Brightnes & Intellignce
Bcoz, u can nevr lose wat u don't have :-D
Fazool Kharchi
Sheikh At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Daal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa K Kahan Jana Hy?
Sheikh:
Jana Kahan Hy!
Hm Tu Aisey Hi paisey urate hain.
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Daal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa K Kahan Jana Hy?
Sheikh:
Jana Kahan Hy!
Hm Tu Aisey Hi paisey urate hain.
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