Insan Ajeeb Hai

Insan b kitna ajeeb hai jb kisi cheez se darta hai to us se door baghta hai lekin jb Khuda se darta hai to us k or nazdeek ho jata hai

Mera Naam Badal Dena

Ek lafz "muhabat" hai ise kr k dekho,
tum brbad na ho jao to mera naam badal dena.


Ek lafz "muqadar" hai is se lar k dekho,
tum haar na jao to mera naam badal dena.


Ek lafz"wafa" hai, zamane me nahi milta
kahin se dhoond kr lao to mera naam badal dena.


Ek lafz "ansoo" hai ise dil main chupa kr dekho tum,
ankhon se na beh jaye to mera naam badal dena,


Ek lafz"judai"hai ise seh k dekho tum,
toot kr na bikhar jao to mera naam badal daina...

Agar Kuch Banna Ho Tu?

Zndagi me agr kch banna ho
kch hasil krna ho tu hamesha apne dimaag ki suno
agr dimaag se koi jawab na aye to
anken bnd kr k
socho

.

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kya mre pas dimag hy?

What is Love

What Is Love?

When A Mother Gives Da ßest Piece Θf çhiken To Her §on And He Passes It Θn To His §ister

When A Puppy Licks His Master Éven After ßeing Left Alone All Day

When A Girl Paints Her §ister Nails çoz §he knows §he çant Paint Them Wid Left Hand

When A ßaby Girl Puts All Her ÉnrgY Giving Her Dady A Head Massage

When After A Horrible Day, A Man Looks Up ThE §ky, Thanking GOD For Things Not Going Any Worse. .

"This Is Love"

Subah Uth kar

Subah uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo::::


1. Namaz perha karo, is say aap ka din acha guzray ga...

2. Naha liya karo, is say dosroon ka din acha guzray ga.

Return Ticket

Titanic K Saath sheikh Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
police: oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sheikh: shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida!

Saza kis ko Mili

A man goes 2 hell,
He saw there
Asif Zardari dancing with Reema.
Man: Is ki saza itni acchi q hay?
Angel: Saza is ko nhi, Reema ko mili hay...

Aaib Talash Karna

"Kisi ka Aaib talash krne wale ki misal
Us Makhi ki C hay
jo sara khobsurat jism chhor kar
sirf ZAKHAM per hi bethti hay"

Y Muslims says ALLAH

Y Muslims says ALLAH? ALLAH is the unique word, ALLAH name has no plural, no antonym, no musculan & no feminin bcoz ALLAH is one.

But Khuda,God,Bhagvan, Devta,Lord & all other names have their plural, antonym, musculan & Feminin i.e God= Gods, Godess Khuda= Khudaon, Khudahan Bhagvan= Bhagvano Devta= Devi
But ALLAH is AHD(one)

Allah Ka Azaab

'Allah ke azab se dar magar itna na dar ke is ki rehmat se na-umeed ho jaey,
aur us ki rehmat se umeed rakh magar itne na rakh ke is ke azab ko bhool jaey.

MAA

~ Sinay se laga kr kaha krti thi Maa mujh ko,

~ Tu Laal ha mera na sata mujh ko,

~ Pachtaye ga ek din jb mein chali jaon gi,

~ Na chahtay hoay bhi akaila duniya mein chore jaon gi,

~ Zamana dikhaye ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

~ Yaad kar k roaye ga tu phir mujh ko,

~ Mudaton se meri maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~ Ab so gai khak men jab kuch kehnay ka waqt aaya,

Please Just take care of ur MOTHERs before it is too late.
Happy Mothers Day..

Stupid Rain!!!

When I came home in the rain,

Brother asked why u didn't take an umbrella

Sister advised why u didn't wait till rain stopped.

Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, u will realize.

But Mother , while drying my hair, said,

Stupid Rain!

Couldn't it wait, Till my child came home.

That's MOTHER