Nafs ki qeemat

Tumharay Nafs ki qeemat "Jannat" hai,

Issay Jannat se kum qeemat pe na baichna

SoJa mere yaar

800 kamron ka mehal ho aur noton se saja darbar
Income ho arbon me aur 200 marcedese car

Sab kuch sapne me hi mil sakta hi
is liye jagna he bekaar, soja mere yaar

Kuttay ki strike

Tarzan janvron ko unki zaat bata raha tha

Gadha: Chudhary
Sher: Sardar
Kukar: Malik
Hathi: Butt

Kutta: Zardari

Kutta tap k bola
"Na bhi na, main kutta hi theek hoon"

What women want

The world's thinnest book is titled by

"What women want"

It has only one word written in it

"Everything"

Surprising about Mankind

What is most surprising about mankind???

They lose their health to make wealth and
then lose their wealth to restore their health

By thinking about future, they forget present
Such that, they live neither for present nor for future

They live as they will never die and
then die as they had never lived

New of Zardari

Meinu dey protocol vay loko
mein ho geya jay anmol vay loko

Bibi toun majboor saan pehle
10% mashoor saan pehle

Hun khull k annhi pavaan ga
Mein 100% he khavan ga

Mein ous qom da leader vay loko
jehrri vik jaandi 1 naan tay loko

Bachao apni jaan ve loko
mein hun sadar-e-Pakistan ve loko

Mitti Kay Khaloonay

Muhabbat Kar sakte ho to Rab se karo Faraz

Mitti kay khilono se kabhi wafa nahi milti.

Extra care of ...

Always take extra care of 3 things in life

1. Trust
2. Promise
3. Relation

Because they don't make noise when they break

Tilawat-e-Quran

Tilawat-e-Quran is a

lighting system of face
Cooling system of head
Energy system of Heart
Sparking system of Eye
Relaxing system of Mind

So, do tilawat daily

Difference b/w Girlfriend and Wife

Customer:

I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:

"Begum ka liye chahiye ya koi achaa sa dikhaoon"

Extreme limit of Sardarism???

What is the extreme limit of Sardarism??????


Two sardars, sitting in the auto rikshaw and fighting for


"Window seat"

Mujhay Shaak Hay

Aik sardar jab be bathroom jata to
Darwaza khool deta

Kisi wajah poochi to sardar bola

"Mujhe shak hai k darwazay k neeche se mujeh koi dekhta hay"

Why We Close our Eyes

Why do we close our eyes when we

Pray
Cry
Dream or
Miss someone??

Because the most beautiful things are unseen and can only be sighted through the eyes of heart!!!