Sadqa Kia Kehta Hay

SADQA jab apny maalik k haath sy nikalta hai to us waqt 5 jumaly kehta hai...

(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.

(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.

(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon ga.

(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.

(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.

her achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai.

Murga in Love

Murga tu Murgi; I love u Chicken, me tumhare lye kuch b kar sakta hon...

Murgi: acha suchi.......

Murga: tum hukum tu karo jaan

Murgi:

chalo phir anda do

Choti Musibat

A Pahtan selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because someone told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

Lucky Day

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

Who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Sardar Wearing Mosquito Net

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket

someone asked about it

Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

Jadeed Taleemi Muhavary

1. Science se gira Arts me atka
   
   
2. Fail hoty ko practicals ka sahar
   
   
3. Degree ly k choolhay me daal
   
4. 3rd division pass, ghar ka na ghaat ka
   
5. Dost wo jo exam me kaam aye
   
6. Qadar kho deta hay roz college jana
   
7. Likhna na jany qalam mera.

Khana Kaba

Khana Kaba ki bulandi 54 feet 9 inch hai.

Khana Kaba ko tameer hue takreban 4 hazar saal ka arsa ho chuka hai.

Khana Kaba 5 paharon ke pathron se tameer kya gya hai.

Khana Kaba ki chat mai kul 80 kandilen hain. .. OR..

Khana Kaba k ghulaf ki lambai 54 meter hai.

Sunehre Aqwaal

Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta.

Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai.

Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghussay may na dekh lo.

Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.

Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna keh gham.

Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hai.

Sadqa

"Logon se miltay waqt muskurana,
Andhy ko rasta dikhana,
Rastay se pathar hatana,
Aur neki ki baat batana
bhi SADQA hai".
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Good Friend

Good friend must have following qualities:

Cute as Crow
Smart as Elephant
Active as Turtle
Fit as Hippo
Intelligent as Sardar

No doubt u r my Gud Frend.

Zindagi Guzaarny k Tareeky

Achi zindagi guzaarny k 2 tareeky hain,


1): Jo pasand hai usay hasil ker lo..,


Ya Phir


2): Jo hasil hai usay pasänd ker lo...,

Hum khushbu k sodagar hain

Hum khushbu k sodagar hain,
Or sacha soda karte hain...

Jo kharidar ho pholon jaisa,
to bin damoo bik jate hain...

Hum sheher-e-wafa k logon ka,
tum hal bhala kya jano,

hum dil ki bat chupatay hain
aur ansu tak pi jate hain...

Jo pyar kary hum sa sacha...
Hum us per mar mit jate hain.

Sajdon Me Rona

"JIN AANKHOON KO
SAJDON ME RONAY
KI AADAT HO,


WO AANKHAIN
KABHI APNE MUQADAR
PE ROYA NAHI KARTEEN..

Ways to Earn Hasanat

Ways to earn Hasanat.

1) Give a copy of Quran 2 sum1, each time they read 4m it,u gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair 2 a hospital,each time a sick person uses it,u gain.
3) Share constructiv reading material.
4) Help in educatng a child.
5) Teach sum1 2 recite a Dua,each time they recite,u gain.
6) Share a Dua r Quran CD.
7) Prticipate in buildng Masjid.
8) Place a watr coler in a public place.
9) Plant a tree. Each time any prson r animal sits in its shade r eats 4m d tree,u gain.

Zindagi Ki Khoubsurti

Zindagi ki khoubsurti
ye nahi keh aap kitnay khush hain,

Balkeh

Zindagi ki asal khoubsurti
ye hay keh
dosray aap sey kitnay khush hain.

Walls Ice Creame

Tamam Muslims se Appeal hai k for GOD'sake
WALL's ice cream mat khain q k

"DUSRON KO KHATAY DEKH KER MERA B DIL KERTA HAI
OR MERA GALA KHARAB HO JATA HAI"

Jannat k 8 Darwazay

"Jannat" k 8 Darwazay hain,

1. Jannatul Mava
2. Darul Maqam
3. Darul Salaam
4. Darul Khuld
5. Jannatul Adan
6. Jannatul Naim
7. Jannatul Kasif
8. Jannat"Jannat" k 8 Darwazay hain,

"Allah" sy dua hy k roz'e Qiyamat hr Drwazay sy aap ka "naam" pukara jaye,
"Aameen"
"Dil se ap ke liye dua go.

Kissi Aur Ka Liya

Main iss sy bari zabat ki kya misaal doon

Wo mujh sa gulay lipat k roya bhi to kssi oor k liya

3 Replies of Dua

Allah always has 3 replies to our Dua:

1."Yes"
2."Yes but not now"
3. I have a better plan for U

There is never "No"

Just keep praying Faithfully!

Fursat Nahi Milti

Usay Main Yaad aata hoon magar Fursat k Lamhon mein...

Magar yeh Baat bhi such hai usay Fursat nahi milti...!

Wo Bewafa Na Tha

Wo Bewafa na tha yun he badnaam ho gya "FARAZ"....

Hazaron chahney waley they kis kis say wafa karta.....!!