Maan ka Anchal

MAAN

Maan ka ANCHAL
Dhup me BADAL


Maan ki BAHEIN
Nind ki RAHEIN


Maan ka DAMAN
Hansta SAWAN


Maan ka GUSSA
Piyar ka HISSA

50% are not Fool

Akhbar Me aaya
50% Sardar bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Sardaroon ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Sardar bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…

Don’t wait until it’s too late

Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,

how much you care.

Because when they’re gone,

no matter how loud you shout and cry,

they won’t hear you anymore

Rub DilaaN Wich Wasda

Chal Way Bullehya Chal O’thay Chaliyay
Jithay Saaray Annay
Na Koi Saadee Zaat PichHanay
Tay Na Koi Saanu Mannay

Masjid Tha Day, Mandir Tha Day
Tha Day Jo Kujh Disda
Par Kissay Da Dil Na DhukaweeN
Rub DilaaN Wich Wasda

Boys and Girls in Exams

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall

1. Counting no. of girls

2. Flirting with lady supreident

3. Reading the brand name of their pen

4. Thinking of study for at least next exams



Four things girls do in the examination hall even they know or not


1. write
2. write
3. write
4. and just write............

Shaak se Bachoo

"Shaak se bachoo. Kiyon k shaak bad treen jhoot hai.

aik doosary ki khamiyon ko mat dekho.
aik doosary ki jasoosi mat karo
aik doosary se nafrat mat karo.
aik doosary se taluq khatam mat karo

aur

Ay Allah kay bandoo, apas mein bhai bhai ban k raho"

Actual Winner

Mon: Jo meri baat maney ga aur meray aagay bilkul nahi boley ga. Main usey gift dongi

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Kids reply:

Lo ji, is tarah to sare gift.................. Abbu le jaenge :)

Story of A Chartered Accountant

Main matric me tha
Wo matric me thi

Main inter me tha
wo inter me thi

Me CA me agaya
wo BA me thi

Me CA me tha
wo MA me thi

Me CA me tha
wo PHD me thi

Me CA me tha
wo Doctor ban gai


aaj uski shadi hai or
mera CA ka paper hai.

Worth of Hand

A ball in my hand is worth some ruppees but
A ball in Wasim Akram's hand is worth a million


A gun in my hands may be useless but
A gun in hitler's hand won wars

A rod in my hands may keep away an angry dog.
A rod in Moosa's (A.S.) hands parted the mighty river.

So put your concerns, worries, fears, hopes, dreams, family in Allah's hand
because

It all depends upon whose hands it's in!!!!!!

1st Gift

Aik admi naya naya doctor bana.

Pehla operation karney ka baad bola

"Ya Allah mera pehla gift qabool kar."

What is Faster

What's faster dan a coin rolling down a steep slope?
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A shiekh running 2 catch it...

Bill "GATES"

Sardar to Bill Gates: "Tusi vi kamle ho

Gates: Why?

Sardar: Tusi naam Gates rakheya hae, per business WINDOWS daa karde ho.

Chanday ki apeal

Masjid k liye chanday ki apeal ho rahi thi.

1 admi bola main bulb lgva donga.

2nd bola me fan lgva donga.

3rd (Josh me aa kar) main cable lgva donga.

Marney k baad bhi

Marney k bad bhi meri ungliyan hilti rain FARAZ.


Adat jo parh gaei thi daily 500 sms karney ki.

Ameen

Main ne kaha k tum bin mar jaon ga PARVEEN

Wo muskrai, mujhe dekha or kaha AMEEN

Jo Baat Suno

Jo baat suno likh lo.

Jo likho use yaad kar lo.

Jo yaad kar lo use bayan karo.

aur

Jo bayan karo us par amal karo.

Radio & News Paper

Teacher:

Radio aur Newspaper mein kia faraq hai



Student:

Newspaper mein tandoor ki rottian daal saktay hain magar radio main nahin

Prayer is The Most Powerful

Prayer ss
the Most Powerful Weapon Against DownFall,

The Most Effective medicine Against Sickness,
And

the Most valuable Gift to someone We care.