Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Ek Dost Mere Liye

Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haweli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay

Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi (Baba Bhullay Shah)

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilam Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,

Hath Vich Phar K Talwaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi,

Makkay,Madeenay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,

"BhULLAY SHAH" Haasil Ki Kita? Jay Tu RAB Na Rakhaya RAAZI.

Tera Pakistan Hai

“Na mera Pakistan hai na tera pakistan hai,
Ye us ka pakistan hai jo sadr_e_pakistan hai,

Jis ki bari dukaan hai sab chori ka saman hai,
Jo bara be’eman hai wo Sadr-e-pakistan hai,

Jitne oske Wazeer hain wo Saary Be Zameer hain,
Jo Sab se Bara shaitan hai Wo Sadr-e-pakistan hai.

Meharbani Hogi

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ

Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!

Sardar ki English

how a Sardar professor speaks English:

1. don’t dare to talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. why are you so late..say yes or no?
4. take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. i have two daughters. both of them are girls!!
6. all of you stand in a straight circle!
7. quiet..the principal just passed away.
8. everybody stand lengthwise. .
9. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

Kanjoos

Ek darwaish kehta tha
k
aik zamana aaega
k
ek dost dosrey ko dil se sms karega,
or
or
or
or
or

“Dosra”
kanjous bus parrh ker muskurae ga ;-
jaisY aap

Teri Yaad Aye

RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD,
TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD,

HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA,
TERI AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD.

Jan

Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan Chor Do Meri
Mere sMs k Deewano
Hr Wqt Mobile Hath Me Liye
Mere sMs Ka Wait Krte Rehte Ho..!!

The Winners of Life

The Winners Of Life’s Game Aren’t Those
Who Have Never Tasted Failure

But

Those Who Have Tasted Failure Again And Again

but

Never Give Up …

First Step of Success

Everybody Tells,

Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success
But It Is Not True.

“The Correction Of Mistake”
is The First Step Of Success

Ups and Downs of Life

Ups and downs are the part of Life!!!!

In the life.....When u r "UP", ur friends know who r u.

But

when u r "Down", u know, who is ur friend.

Rab Razi

Kainat may jitni jaldi RAB raazi hota hai itni jaldi koe razi nahi hota

Shaadi Ki Saalgirah

Biwi: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah par dawat ke liye bakra katvayen

Sohar: Galti to ma ne ki hai. Saza us gharib ko kyun deti ho?