how a Sardar professor speaks English:
1. don’t dare to talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. why are you so late..say yes or no?
4. take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. i have two daughters. both of them are girls!!
6. all of you stand in a straight circle!
7. quiet..the principal just passed away.
8. everybody stand lengthwise. .
9. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?