Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,


Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”

Wife:Zeher.



Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Bhains,,,,, Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”


Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”