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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ye Dolat, Ye Shohrat

Sochta hon k

Ye Dolat Ye Shohrat Ye Bangle Ye Dunya bhar k Aish-o-Aram

sub Chhor k kaheen chala jaoon

lekin phir sochta hon

pehle
ye sub MIL to jaye.

Mirza Adeeb kahtay hain:
Aba G mujhay martay thy to Ami bacha lti thi
1 din mne socha k Ami ptai krngi to Aba g kia krnge?

Ye dkhne k lye mne Ami ka kaha na mana

Unho ne kaha Bzar se dahi la, to main na laya
Unho ne salan km dia.Main ne ziada pr israr kia.

Unho ny kaha perhi k upr beth kr roti khao.
Mn zamen pr dri bcha k beth gya. Kpry mely kr lye.

Mra lehja b gustakhana tha Mje pori tawqa thi k ami zrur maren gi..
Magar unho ne mje seny sy lga kr kaha:
'Q Dilawr putr! Maa sdqy beemar to nhi.'

Is wqt mre ansu thy k ruktay hi nhi thy.

(Mirza Adeeb ki kitab 'MATTI KA DIYA' se)
So take care of ur MOTHER..PLZzz.

Your Sorrows

A very practical reality put into words by someone.

"There's no market for your sorrows in this world,

so never advertise them".

Better Tomorrow

We work for making better tomorrow...
When tomorrow comes

instead of enjoying we start thinking for better tomorrow
but tomorrow never comes

Mathematician

A box ws nt opening.

Physician applied all laws bt it didnt opn
Chemist aplied all reactions bt it didnt opn

Mathmatician came n said
'LETS SUPPOSE IT'S OPEN':-

Bura Dost

~"Bura dost aag ki manind hy"~"
Agr jalta hoga to apko jala dega"~"

Or agr bujha ho ga tou ap k hath kale kr dega"...

" DUA "

Ae Malik-e-Arz-o-Sama,
Ae Khaliq-e-Kainat,
Nabikarim(S.A.W) k sadqy,

Hamesha Mehfoz Rakna,
Berozgari Se, Tangdasti Se,
Aazmaish Se, Rizq Ki Kami Se,
Ruswai Se, Qarz Se, Marz Se,
Jahanum Se, Hisab Kitab Se,
Aulaad K Dukh Se, Waledain Ki Nafarmani Se,
Deen Ki Dori Se, Amanat Mei Khiyanat Se
Nagahani Maut Se

Jo is SMS ko parh rha hai Ya"ALLAH"
Usy 2no Jahan may Hr khushi dy o
r os ki zindagi daraz kar dy

(Ameen)

Allah se Doori

3 Cheezain Insan Ko ALLAH Se Door Krti Hain:

1. Apne AAMAL Ko ZIADA SAMAJNA
2. Apne GUNAHON Ko BHOOL Jana
3. Apne ApKo Sub Se BEHTAR SAMAJNA

ANMOL''na thay.

Aankhon mein jo Tehrerain thi,
Honton pe woh Bol na thay,

Hum thay uss k Pyar k Aashiq,
Bus Haathon mein Kashkol na thay,

Hum ne uss ko Toot k chaha,
Yeh uss ka Haq tha lekin,

Woh b Hum ko Toot k chahey,
Hum itnay "ANMOL'' na thay.

Dedicated to My Childhood

Let me take u back in time !

when there was only
chupan_chupai, POLKA cone,

Watching cartoons on PTV at 7:15 a.m b4 going to school,
6 p.m NTM (STN) channel Ninja Turtles, captain Planet, Thunder Cats.

Late nite shows-Automan, AirWolf, Knight rider.

Pakistan wining cricket & hockey worldcup,
We used to know each & evryone in our lane...

Chup chup k kite flying, 0h haan Rs.7 ki Pepsi.
Bun samosa. Jubliee, Mitchells toffee. Bubble Gummers shoes.

Pillow Fight, running wid friends who ran even faster !...

Dedicated to my childhood

THALLAY LAG GAYA

pyar bhi ajab shay ha
maa sy ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqadas
bhai se aqidat
behan sey farz

&

biwi sy ho to THALLAY LAG GAYA:-

Jhoot Rizq ko Kam Karta Hay

"Tuba Gunah ko kam karti hy"
"Jhoot Rizq ko"
"Ghibat Neki ko"
"Ghum Umer ko"
"Sadqa Balaa ko"
"Ghusa Aqal ko"Or"Takabur ilam ko

Ascha sa SMS

How r u
Agr koi acha sa sms ho To jaldi se.......

Usay paper pe likh k
Fold kr k
Almari men rakh k
lock lga do.

Kahin ghalti se send hi na ho jaey..

Bura Zamana

Logon per ek zamana esa aaega

K

Unka maqsad unka pait hoga
Daulat unki izzat hogi
Aurat unka qibla hoga

Or
Paisa unka deen hoga
Or woh
Bad-tareen log honge

Or
Aakhirat me unka hissa na hoga.

Kis Ko Kehtey Hain

Kitabon Sey Daleelen Doon
Ya khud Ko Samney Rakh Doon

W0 Mujh Sey Pooch Betha hai,
"MOHABBAT" Kiss Ko Kehtey Hain..!

Mujay Yaad aata hi

" Itna tasalsul to meri sanson may b nahi MoHsin
Jis ravani sy wo shakhs mujy yad aata hai "

Is dasht k sehra ko samandar kar de

Is dasht k sehra ko samandar kar de
Yaa meri ankh k har ashk ko pathar kar de
Ya Allah mein aur nahi mangta tujh se kuch bhi
Meri chadar mere peron k barabar kar de
Mujhe ghair na lay yeh aatish-e-duniya ya Rab
Mujh par apni rehmat k saye ki Tu wussat ker de
Mujhe khaak na kar day meri hasti ka ghurur
Mere naffs pe tu mujh ko moutbar ker de
Ae khuda meri duwaon mein wo taseer ker de
Mangun mein tujh se qatra tu usko samandar ker de.(AMEEN)

Maa ko Khuda ny ya Azmat Kamal di

Maa ko Khuda ny ya Azmat Kamal di,
Maa ki dua pe 1 Musibt b tal di ,

Quran ne Maa k piyar ki is trah misal di
Janat otha kr Maa k kadmo main dal di

Naraazgi

"Naraazgi zahir Karna, dil mein burai raKhnay say behtar hay."

How to be President

Dil chahta hy Chori kru,

jhoot bolu,
Sharab peu,
Rishwat khau,
Qatal kru
or jail jau.

Shayad is tarah kabhi Ma b
President of pakistan bun jau

Garmiyan

Garmiyan Aa Gai Hain
Apny Sar Par Gila or Thanda Kapra Rakhna

Dimaag Par Sooraj Ki Aag Mt Parne Dena

Q KBHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA HY

Darood Sharif

"kuch aise log hongay jinko JANAT m janay ko hukam diya jayega
lekn wo JANAT ka rasta bhool jaen gay"

Pucha gaya ye kon log hongy?

"ye wo log hain jin k samnay mera naam lia jaye
aur ye muj pr durud bhejna bhool gae hon"

Husn-e-Akhlaq

"Sb Se Wazni Chez Jo Qayamat K Din
Momin K Mizan Ma Rakhi Jae G,
Wo Us Ka Husn-e-Akhlaq Hoga"

Beautiful belive;

Jb meri DUA Qbol ho to khushi hoti ha k
is main meri marzi ha

aur jab na ho to khshi or b brh jati ha k
Allah ki mrzi ha

Gali Dena

"Jis nay ksi musalman ko gali di
us nay BAIT ULAH giranay se b bra gunah kiya"

Plz fwd this. Becoz ye hm sb ka masla hy.

Sheik Stops Rikshaw

A SHEIKH stop Rakshaw & asked:
DAATA- DARBAR jao gy?

Driver: G jaon ga janab.

Sheikh: Acha ye lo mera shopper wapsi pe meray lye "CHAAWAL"le aana...

4 Important Things

Gunah se Tauba krna wajib hæ mgr Gunah se bchna zyada wajib hæ

Tauba ki tklif se behtr hæ k Gunah kya hi na jaæ

Gunah kisi na kisi surat dil ko præshan rkhta hæ

Sbsæ bra gunah wo hæ jo krnæ walæ ki nzr mæ chota ho

Rabb Rahim Hay

Tmhara RABB boht haya wala or Kareem hai,
Jb banda uski tarf hath uthata hai to
usay sharm ati hai k usy khali hath lotaye.

Astagfaar

"wo shaks apne aap pr zolam krta hai
jo pore din main
ek bar bhi Astagfaar nahi krta"

4 Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulti Hain

4 Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulati Hen

1 Apni Musibat Ko Chupana
2 Waldain K Sath Neki
3 Chupa Kr Sadqa Dena
4 Kasrat SyLA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna

4swal

Qayamat k din kisi admi k qadam uswaqt tak harkat nai kr sake ge
jab tak is se ye swal na krliya jai ga k

1>umar kahan guzari
2>eelm k mutabiq kahan taka amal kiya
3>mal kese kamaya kahan kharach kiya
4>jisam ko kin kin kamo me lagaya..

A Sardar's Speach

A Sardar's Speach to his workers in England:

"Do do, not do not do.
Eat ur husband also lie in oven.
What my goes?
Your goes your father's goes.

In punjabi:
Krna hy kro, nhe krna na karo.
Khasmaa nu khayo te chullay ch pavvo.
Mera ki janda ay?
Tera ty tery peo da janda ay.

Pakistani Flaq

1 Pathan 'PAKISTAN' ka flag lene gya,
shop wale ne use flag dya

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop waly ny usy mara

Guess??

Pathan:
Is Me Aur Colors Dikhao.

Mere AAQA (S.A.W)

Mainay Us Pak Zaat Pay Likhnay ki Jasarat ki Hai,
Jis k Daman Pay Farishton Nay Ibadat ki Hai.

Kis ki jurrat mere AAQA k Barabar Aaey,
Mere AAQA nay tou Nabiyoun ki Imamat ki Hai.

Zakham kha kar Bhi jo Phoolon ki Ridayen Bakhshay,
Mere AAQA Nay Tou kaanton Sey Mohabbat ki Hai.

ALLAH ALLAH Woh kya Log Thay Jin Logon Nay,
Chaltay Phirtay Mere AAQA ki Ziyarat ki Hai.

AAsmanon Pay Zameenon Pay Hukumat ki Hai,
"Jis Nay Mere AAQA ki Ata'at ki Hai". @@

Ek Raat Hui Barsaat Boht

Ek Raat Hui Barsaat Boht,
Main Roya Sari Raat Boht...

Hr Gham Tha Zamaanay Ka Lekin,
Main Tanha Tha Uss Raat Boht...

Phir Aankh Se Ek Saawan Bersa,
Jab Seher Hui Tou Khayaal Aaya..

Wo Baadal Kitna Tanha Tha,
Jo Bersa Saari Raat Boht.

Mohabat

Apni he dhun mai rehti thi,
Ek larki shokh aur chanchal c,
phulon say batain karti thi teetli k rung pakarti thi,
Ek dhanak thi us k anchal pay,
phir jany kya tufan aya,
teetli k rung bikhar gaye,
Aanchal k rung utar gaye,
jab pucha kisi ney aye larki !
tumney yeh chup kiyon sadhi hai,
wo kuch na boli bas row di,
Aur khaak pay hath ki ungli say..
Aik lafz "MOHABAT" Likh dala !

Zubaan Ki Taizi

'Apni Zubaan Ki Taizi Us
"MAA" Per Mat Aazmao,

Jisnay Tumhein
Bolna Sikhaya

Dua aur Neki

'Taqdeer ko Dua ke ilawa koi cheez nahi badal sakti
aur Umer mein Neki k ilawa koi cheez izafa nahi kar sakti

Nafs ki Pasand

jb ankhen

nafs ki pasandeda chezain

dekhnay lagen to

dil anjaam se

andha ho jata hai.

DAROOD K FAWAID:

Darood pak sari nafal ibadaton sy afzal hy.
Darood pak prhnay walay ka gunah teen (3) din tak farishtay nhi likhtay.
Darood pak ki kasrat krnay walay ko qabar mein na matti khaye gi na keeray.
Darood pak fatuhaat ki chaabi hy.
Darood pak ki kasrat aarzuon k hasil krny ka zariya hai

Khushnaseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 affairs hain..

Un dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi?
Wo Khushnaseeb kon hoga?

Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb hoga.. :-

Mohabaat

Khu$hi ME Gham Ki Lazat nhi To Kuch B nhi,
Zindagi ME Mohabat nhi To Kuch B nhi,

Tamam UmER Ebadat KartE Raho lEkin,
ALLAH k Rasol S.A.W se Mohabt nhi To Kuch B nhi.

Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil Ho Ja'en!'

Ae Allah! Muj Pr Or Mere Tumam Doston Pr Reham Frma,
Mujhe Or Mere Tumam Doston Ko Bacha,

Be'rozgari Sy,
Tangdasti Sy,
Aazmaish Sy,
Rizq Ki Kami Sy,
Ruswai Sy,
Qarz Sy,
Marz Sy,
Jahan'num Sy,
Hisab Sy,
Aulad K Dukh Sy,
Waledain Ki Na'frmani Sy,

'Ya Allah Meri Ye Dua Tumam Doston K Haq Me Qabool Frma Aameen Summa Aameen"

Qurani Surton Ki Khasusiyat.

Surah-e-Fatiha Allah k azab se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Yaseen qyamat k din pyas se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Waqia fikar-o-fakay se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Mulk azab-e-qabar se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Kosar dushmanon ki dushmani se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Kafroon mout k waqt kufar se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Ikhlas munafqat se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Falaq haadson se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Naas waswason se bchati hai.