Dost ka Saath

Aik din zindagi ne mujh se sawal kia

Tum apne dost ka saath kab tak chahte ho?


Maine Aik Ansoo samandar mein gira dia aur kaha

Jab Tak Tum isko Dhoond Na Lo.

Pathan and Girlfriend

Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

Bathroom Main Sher

Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum ne kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main ne sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

Sugar Check

Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

Brain Ka Operation

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai
aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.