عورت سے چار وجوہات کی بنا پر نکاح کیا جاتا ہے

رسول اکرم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا :

عورت سے چار وجوہات کی بنا پر نکاح کیا جاتا ہے ۔

اس کے مال کی بنا پر ،

اس کے خاندانی حسب و نسب کی بنا پر ،

اس کے حسن و جمال کی بنا پر اور

اس کے دین کی بنا پر ۔

پس تم دین دار عورت ( سے نکاح کرنے میں کامیابی ) حاصل کرو ۔

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باب : الاكفاء في الدين

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Aala Zarf

Agar kisi ka zarf aazmana ho tu us ko Izzat do
Wo aala zarf hua tu aap ko zyada izzat de ga
aur kam zarf hua tu Khud ko Aala samjhe ga

Test hani One Day

Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,

Jab hospital legaye to doctor ne bola k in k test hoon gaye.

Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahi one day karwa lo.

Sardar aur Paani

Sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.

Freind: pani ko ullu? Woh kaise?

Sardar: oye! Subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Sardar Ka Dukh

Sardar dukhi tha

Kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?

Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

Aankh Bach Gaii

1 admi ki bivi marjati hay to is admi ka dost taziat k liay ata hay or
kahta yar yay kasaay hogaya

usnay kaha: yar market say arhi thi k goli akar sir main lag gai
yay sun k dost bola

chaloo Allah ka lakh lakh shukar hay k aankh bacha gaii

American and Pakistani

karachi ky ek businessman ky ghar ek american aata hai, businessman usssy subha walk per ly jata hai....
shareh-e-faisal per ek buliding dekhi tu pocha.....
american: yeh kon si bulidng hai.
businessman:"c breaze" 20 floor hain
american: yeh tu mamoli baat hai. aisi buldngs america main 20 days man ban jati hai.

kuch aagy ja kar...............
american:yeh kon si bulindg hai.
businessman: "kashif center" 20 floor hain.
american: aisi buldngs america main 15dayz man ban jati hain.

phr chandrigar road per aa gaye..amrican ny habib bank buldnsg ki taraf ishara kiya aur poocha.
american: yeh kon si buildng hai.
business man ju pehly se gussy main tha.
bussinesman: pata nahi subha tak tu yahan nahi thi.

Tum chup raha karo

Saas ne bahu se kha : "Beti ik hafta ho gaya hai tumhari shadi ko,tum kuch bolti kiyoun nahin."

Bahu: "mujhe ammi ne bolune se mana kiya hai"

Saas : "Beti tumhari ammi Ghalat kheti hai tum baatain karo"

Bahu : sassu maa ik swaal ker sakti houn.

Sass beti kaho : "Saasu maa AGAR MERE HUSBAND KI DEATH HO GAYEE TO AAP MUJHE GHAR MEIN BITHAAIN GAY YAA MERI DOOSRI SHADI KARAIN GAY"

SAAS
"Beti tumhari ammi teekh kheti theen tum chup raha karo"

Jadoo Ka Charag

aik pathan ko jado ka charagh milta hai
us mai se jin nikulta hai or
pathan se khta hai apni 3 wish butao

pathan
aik big bangla
us mai bohut ameer family
or muhay us banglay ka chokedar bana do

Egg Fry or Boil

Ek shohar ko apni biwi ke her kaam mein keere nikalne ki aadat thi.

Agar wo egg boil kerti tu kehta fry kerna chahiay tha.
Agar fry kerti tu kehta boil kerna chahiay tha.

Ek din tang aakar biwi ne ek egg fry kia or ek boil, yani dono kisam ke egg bana diye.

Ab shohar ko samajh mein nahi aaya ke kia aitraaz kare,
tu us ne kaha:

'Aray bewaqoof! Jis egg ko fry kerna tha us ko tum ne boil kerdia
or jis ko boil kerna tha us ko fry kerdia!'

Modern Faqeer

Faqeer:
Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jae

to miss call de dena.,,..

Ve Gujra Ve

Hum to samjhe k wo humen koi song suna rhi hai.
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Par usnay

"ve Gujra ve, ve Gujra ve"

keh kr apnay bhai ko bula lia. ;-)

SWOT analysis

A person doing his swot analysis

Strength = my wife

Weakness = my neighbors wife

Opportunity = when my neighbor is on tour

Threat = when i m on tour..!

Trust and Friendship

"Friendship" lives inside a room!
It has a door!
And door has a lock!
It's key is "Trust"!
If "U" lose da trust!
"Friendship" can never be found again.

Dukh Is bat ka Hai

Mere mehboob ki shadi raqeeb se ho gai
DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI

Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya
DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI

Wo khushiyan manate rahe
DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHI

Meri muhabbat ka khoon hua
DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHI


Dukh to is bat ka hai k
Dono ne Coke Pi or mujhe dekh kr boly


"BRRRRRRR"

Zardari Ka Daura

Zardari ka USA ka daura kamyab raha

Zardari ka china ka daura kamyab raha

Zardari ka japan ja daura kamyab raha





Bas ab dil k daure ka intzar hai...

Bijli ki Taar

Aik admi pe Bijli ki taar gir gae

Admi currunt se tarp tarp k marne he wala tha:

K:

Light chali gae,
Admi khushi Se bola .


-Pakistan zindabad-

From the Moon

1 American, 1 chinese aur 1 pakistani chaand par gaye
Teeno ne nicge dekha to zameen par 1 lambi line nazar ayi

American: ye USA ki building hai

Chinese: nahi ye deewar-e-cheen hai

Pakistani: oye pagalo na ye building hai na deewar




Ye to Utility store k bahir aata lene walo ki line hai

Room with Fire

Interviewer:
imagine that u r in a room
with all doors & windows closed &
it caught fire,

now how can u escape?

Sardar ji: very simple,


i'll stop imagining...

Duaaon Ka Talib

61 SAAL me Pehli br ap sb se apne haq me DUA ki Request kr rha hu.

Plz meri behtry k liye dua krein r sms Fwrd karein.

Duaaon ka Talib Apka Apna


"PAKISTAN".

Zalim Taliban

Zalim TALIBAN ki drindagi ka 1 or jeta jagta sabot...

MINGORA SWAT me JAHANZEB COLLEGE k samne

5 Masom Students se gun point py



"NaswaR" Cheen li.,

SMS about Zardari

Dear frndz st0p f0rwarding msgs ab0ut zardari because he is our president
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Kamina guse vich aa k sare packages band karwa dega tay changay ro ge?:-)

Daman-e-Mustafa (S.A.W)

Koi DAULAT pe NAAZ karte hain,
koi $HOHRAT pe NAAZ karte hain,

Ji$ke hathon main DAMAN-E-MUSTAFA (S.A.W.) ho!
wo apniQI$MAT pyNAAZ karty hain....!!

Find a Sweet Person

It's very easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Sweet Dreams
But
It's very Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person but I Salute U
Tusi mainu lub hi laya..

Farz Karo K....

Farz karo k tum sa sunder na koi hum ne dekha ho.
Farz karo k aankh tumhari bin kajal bhi pyari ho.

Farz karo k pyar tumhara mera jevan dhara ho.
Farz karo k dekh k tum ko hum ne bhi dil hara ho.

Farz karo k pyar mein terey hum ko neend na aati ho.
Farz karo k surat teri din mein bhi turrpati ho.

Farz karo k bin terey na ik pal mujh ko rehna ho.
Farz karo k ye sub mujh ko sach much tujh se kehna ho!

Modern Love Story

"LOVE" In 1980
Started From Eyes,
Grew With Gifts &
Ended With Tears!


"LOVE" In 2009
Starts From Mobiles
Grows With Balance Sharing,
&

Ends With
SIM chngE