Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Meri Dua Aap Ka Liye
May Allah increase ur EMAN,
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
AND
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)
Amin
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
AND
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)
Amin
Sulook usne mujhse .....
Sulook usne mujhse cigarette ka sa kya.
Pehle jalaya phir piya, paaon rakha bujha diya.
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye.
Pehle lagaya hont se aur phir dhuwen main urra diya.
Apni saansen khench k meri khushbu khud main basa li.
Meri jalti hui rakh ko ungliyon se gira diya.
Pehle jalaya phir piya, paaon rakha bujha diya.
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye.
Pehle lagaya hont se aur phir dhuwen main urra diya.
Apni saansen khench k meri khushbu khud main basa li.
Meri jalti hui rakh ko ungliyon se gira diya.
Chaar Cheezain
Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
Maaf Karo
“LOGON ko IS tarha MAAF karo
jaisey Tum ALLAH se UMEED rakhty ho
k
wo TUMHEY MAA\’AF kare Ga”.
jaisey Tum ALLAH se UMEED rakhty ho
k
wo TUMHEY MAA\’AF kare Ga”.
Strange I Love You
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main crruption say zzyaada…
I LOVE U?
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main crruption say zzyaada…
I LOVE U?
Murgi........
Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti:
Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein andadiya tha..
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti:
Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein andadiya tha..
Exam ki tiyari
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya
Barish ki Khushi
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?.......
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai.....
aur barish main to.......
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai.....
aur barish main to.......
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
Happy Rainy Day
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
Load Shedding
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain
Warna Log Wakilon K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey
Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading KeKhush Khabri Sunai Jaige.
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . .
Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain
Warna Log Wakilon K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey
Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading KeKhush Khabri Sunai Jaige.
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . .
Obama ka Rishtaydar
Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho
K
Kuttay
Ka Puttar Hay…
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho
K
Kuttay
Ka Puttar Hay…
Zardari ko Darr Lagta Hay
ZARDARI say ek press reporter ne pocha:
“Zardari sahib, ap ko kis waqat darr lagta hy” ??
Zardari: jab log na’ara lagtay hen
k,…….
“ZINDA HA BB”
“BB Zinda Ha”
“Zardari sahib, ap ko kis waqat darr lagta hy” ??
Zardari: jab log na’ara lagtay hen
k,…….
“ZINDA HA BB”
“BB Zinda Ha”
Charoon Suboon
Charon suboon ki zanjeer,
Benazir Benazir.
Charon suboon se gadari,
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari.
Benazir Benazir.
Charon suboon se gadari,
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari.
Bandriya ki Shaadi
Ek din bandaria boli: Maa meri shaadi kar do.
Maa ne kaha: Beti tera dulha abhi sms parh raha hai.
Ager muskraya to rishta pakka samjho.
Mubarak ho!
Larke ne haan kar di!
Maa ne kaha: Beti tera dulha abhi sms parh raha hai.
Ager muskraya to rishta pakka samjho.
Mubarak ho!
Larke ne haan kar di!
Future of Frog
Frog to Njoomi:Please tell my future!
Njoomi:A young smart girl, will touch your body.
Frog: WOW! when & where?
.
.
.
.
Njoomi: Next semester, in Biology lab
Njoomi:A young smart girl, will touch your body.
Frog: WOW! when & where?
.
.
.
.
Njoomi: Next semester, in Biology lab
Merriot Hotel
After the blast at the Hotel Marriot (Islamabad),
the zardari Govt is thinking of a new name for the hotel.
‘Shaheed Marriot bhutto Hotel’
the zardari Govt is thinking of a new name for the hotel.
‘Shaheed Marriot bhutto Hotel’
I am Sorry
How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.
Missing F
LIFE is a LIE when F is missing.
'F' is nothing but your friendship.
Hope I will never miss this 'F'
ever in my LIFE…
'F' is nothing but your friendship.
Hope I will never miss this 'F'
ever in my LIFE…
Sweet Birthday
This msg has
No Fat
No cholesterol n
No Addictive
this is all natural
and with
a lot of sugar.
But it can never be
as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday!!!!
No Fat
No cholesterol n
No Addictive
this is all natural
and with
a lot of sugar.
But it can never be
as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday!!!!
Dispute or Arguments
Never enter into dispute or argument with another.
I never yet saw an instance of one of two disputants convincing the other by argument.
I have seen many getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Kaaba is covered by Kiswa
KAABA" The House of ALLAH in Makkah.
The Kaa'ba is covered by a black cloth known as 'Kiswa',
which is produced & changed every year.
Special factory designed for the making of Kiswa in Makkah.
It costs approx. SR 17million.
The cloth is made of 670kgs of silver dyed black,
about 120kgs of pure gold & 50kgs of silver used in writing the Qur'anic verses over the cloth.
The total area of the cloth is 658sqr meter
The Kaa'ba is covered by a black cloth known as 'Kiswa',
which is produced & changed every year.
Special factory designed for the making of Kiswa in Makkah.
It costs approx. SR 17million.
The cloth is made of 670kgs of silver dyed black,
about 120kgs of pure gold & 50kgs of silver used in writing the Qur'anic verses over the cloth.
The total area of the cloth is 658sqr meter
Andaza Nahi Hoota
Muhabat ko samajh na hay tu kudh muhabat kar "Faraz"
Kinary se kabi andaz-e-Toofan nahin hoota.
Kinary se kabi andaz-e-Toofan nahin hoota.
Barozgar Sister
Salam Bhai
Aap se ik arz hay kay, agar koi Govt. yar private ya sales ki koi job ho to mujeh zaroor batana
aap ki barozgar sister
Sheri Rehman
ex-minister (zardari govt.)
Aap se ik arz hay kay, agar koi Govt. yar private ya sales ki koi job ho to mujeh zaroor batana
aap ki barozgar sister
Sheri Rehman
ex-minister (zardari govt.)
Anookha Badla
Sardar: "Agar operation kay duran muje kuch ho gaya tu tum isi doctor sey shaadi ka lina"
Bivi:"Yeh aap kia keh rahain hay"
Sardar "Tu kia doctor ko maaf kar doon"
Bivi:"Yeh aap kia keh rahain hay"
Sardar "Tu kia doctor ko maaf kar doon"
Aap ka saath
kisi ko apni khubio ka ahsas nahi hota,
app jaise dosto ka milna itfaq nahi hota,
kucha tu acha kiya hoga humne,
varna aap jase dost ka saath nahi hota
app jaise dosto ka milna itfaq nahi hota,
kucha tu acha kiya hoga humne,
varna aap jase dost ka saath nahi hota
Let your boss speak 1st
Once Boss, officer and clerk going for a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said " I will fulfill 1 wish for each of you"
Clerk said "Send me to America with lot of dollars".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Officer said "Send me to Frace with lot of Euros".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Then Jis asked boss and boss said "I want these two idiots back at office at lunch"
Moral: "Always let the boss to speak 1st"
They saw a Jin.
Jin said " I will fulfill 1 wish for each of you"
Clerk said "Send me to America with lot of dollars".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Officer said "Send me to Frace with lot of Euros".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Then Jis asked boss and boss said "I want these two idiots back at office at lunch"
Moral: "Always let the boss to speak 1st"
Sorry kay Spelling
Bus main larki ka paon aik buddhay ke paon kay neechay aa gaya.
Buddha" Sorry"
Girl "Idiot"
Thori dair baad ussi larki ka paon aik handsome larkay ka neechay aa gaya
Larka " Sorry"
Girl " Its okay"
Buddha bola " Na te meri sorry de spelling ghalat c?"
Buddha" Sorry"
Girl "Idiot"
Thori dair baad ussi larki ka paon aik handsome larkay ka neechay aa gaya
Larka " Sorry"
Girl " Its okay"
Buddha bola " Na te meri sorry de spelling ghalat c?"
Keep me in your heart
Dont keep me in ur eyes,
I may fall as tears,
keep me in ur heart,
so tat ur every “Heart Beat”
remainds u tat
there is some 1 4 u
I may fall as tears,
keep me in ur heart,
so tat ur every “Heart Beat”
remainds u tat
there is some 1 4 u
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