Railway officer was taking an interview...
Officer:
Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe opposite dirction me aa rhi hen to tum kia karo gye?
Applicant: Mai kanta badal donga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mai Red signal donga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mai Red Flag dikha donga.
Officer: Flag bhhi na mila to?
Applicant: Mai Choty Bhai ko bula longa.
Officer: Wo kyun ??
Applicant:
Usey train ki takkar dekhne ka boht shoq hai
