King of the States,
Beloved of my father
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare,
Samajh aai ? Nahi,
English samajhna her kisi k bus ki baat nahi,
punjabi version mulahiza farmaiye:
Desaan da Raja,
Mere Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera kohri charhya
:-)
Monday, June 15, 2009
Sabar Kamyabi Hai
"Aisa bohat Kam hota hai k JALDBAAZ Nuqsaan na Uthayay.
Or
Aisa ho hi nahin sakta k SABAR karnay wala NAAKAAM ho jaaye "
Or
Aisa ho hi nahin sakta k SABAR karnay wala NAAKAAM ho jaaye "
4 Batain
1 bazurg ne 50 saal books ka Mutaleya kia or un mai se sirf chaar Baaten apney liye muntakhib kin..
1- Allah k diye huve pe razi reh warna koi or maalik talash kr jo us se be ziyada de.
2- Jin baton sy Allah ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja warna Us k Kainat se bahir chala ja.
3- Agar gunah krna chahta hy to aisi jaga talaash kr jahan Allah na dekh sky warna mat kr.
4- Allah ki ibadat kr warna us ka diya huva rizq be mat kha
1- Allah k diye huve pe razi reh warna koi or maalik talash kr jo us se be ziyada de.
2- Jin baton sy Allah ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja warna Us k Kainat se bahir chala ja.
3- Agar gunah krna chahta hy to aisi jaga talaash kr jahan Allah na dekh sky warna mat kr.
4- Allah ki ibadat kr warna us ka diya huva rizq be mat kha
Please Think
"RAB"
Ki Muhbat
"GUNAH"Sy
Door Ly jati hay auR
"GUNAH"
Ki Muhbat
"RAB"Sy
Door Kr Deti Hy
Socheay
Hm kis sy Door Ho Rahy Hain?
Ki Muhbat
"GUNAH"Sy
Door Ly jati hay auR
"GUNAH"
Ki Muhbat
"RAB"Sy
Door Kr Deti Hy
Socheay
Hm kis sy Door Ho Rahy Hain?
My Feelings for YOU
When my arm
can't reach the persons close 2 my heart
I always hug them with my prayers
May Allah give u wat ur heart desires!
AmeEn!
can't reach the persons close 2 my heart
I always hug them with my prayers
May Allah give u wat ur heart desires!
AmeEn!
Musibat Ki Buniyad
Musibt ki buniyad insan ki guftagu hai.,
________________________________________
Jis nasihat asr na kry wo ye jan lay k
us ka dil eman se khali hai...
________________________________________
Jis nasihat asr na kry wo ye jan lay k
us ka dil eman se khali hai...
Make OtherS HappY
Charlie Chaplin said,
"Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when u r happy,
but Life salutes you when u make others happy
"Life laughs at you when you are unhappy.
Life smiles at you when u r happy,
but Life salutes you when u make others happy
Hazar Jawab
Hsbnd bv se phone pr:
"Kya pkaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi(gussay se):
"Zeher"
Hsbnd:kha kr so jana,mein dair se aaon ga,,!!!:-)
"Kya pkaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi(gussay se):
"Zeher"
Hsbnd:kha kr so jana,mein dair se aaon ga,,!!!:-)
HIMMAT FAN
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN" AAJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
"HIMMAT FAN" AAJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
Made in China
Chinese Lady Pakistani Lady Se:
Mere Husband Ka Chalte Chalte Inteqaal ho gaya tha.!
Pakistani Lady:
Bas Behen, China Ki Cheezon Ka Yehi Masla Hai.
Mere Husband Ka Chalte Chalte Inteqaal ho gaya tha.!
Pakistani Lady:
Bas Behen, China Ki Cheezon Ka Yehi Masla Hai.
Definition of Female Nurse
"A beautiful dashing Girl wearing angel white coat,
holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes
& still wants ur pulse to be
NORMAL
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes
& still wants ur pulse to be
NORMAL
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Najumi
Sardar Ki bethi:
abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa
aglay din wo larki bhag gai
sardar:
kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par hy Najumi si..
abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa
aglay din wo larki bhag gai
sardar:
kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par hy Najumi si..
Ignore Mat Karna
IGNORE mat KARNA YE 1 SACHA WAQIA HAI
RAWALPINDI K CENTRAL HOSPITAL MAIN
1 BACHA PEDA HOA HAI US NAY PAIDA HOTIEY
HI KAHA HAI
OWAAAAN OWAAAN OWAAAN
:p :D :) ;)
RAWALPINDI K CENTRAL HOSPITAL MAIN
1 BACHA PEDA HOA HAI US NAY PAIDA HOTIEY
HI KAHA HAI
OWAAAAN OWAAAN OWAAAN
:p :D :) ;)
Cousin ki Shaadi
BOSS:pathan tmhe 15din ki chuti q chahiay
Pathan:cousin ki shadi he
boss:cousin ki shadi 15din chutti q?
pathan:cousin chahti he k mai uski shadi me
dulha ban k jaun
Pathan:cousin ki shadi he
boss:cousin ki shadi 15din chutti q?
pathan:cousin chahti he k mai uski shadi me
dulha ban k jaun
Dengi Virus
Boy:
Teri Judayi mein,
Nend urti hai,
Jan jati hai,
chain khota hai,
Dil rota hai...!
Girl:
Check krwa le Beta
dengi Virus main
aisa hi hota hai,
Teri Judayi mein,
Nend urti hai,
Jan jati hai,
chain khota hai,
Dil rota hai...!
Girl:
Check krwa le Beta
dengi Virus main
aisa hi hota hai,
Difficult Question of the Year
Saal 2009 ka MUSHKIL SWAAL :
"PAKOREY" ko ENGLISH Mein Kia Kehte Hain?
JWAAB Zaroor Dain... . .. i m waiting
"PAKOREY" ko ENGLISH Mein Kia Kehte Hain?
JWAAB Zaroor Dain... . .. i m waiting
Changa Keeta
Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni
Jinny Karachi vikhya o maryea e ni
Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai
Jinny TENU nai
Vikhya
"Changa Kita"!
Jinny Karachi vikhya o maryea e ni
Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai
Jinny TENU nai
Vikhya
"Changa Kita"!
Counting
1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+
2+5+1+2+1+1+5+1+
2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+3
,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
wah ji wah
Jumeraat k paisey giney ja rhe hen..
2+5+1+2+1+1+5+1+
2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+3
,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
wah ji wah
Jumeraat k paisey giney ja rhe hen..
Night SMS Service
SALAM,
Ye Humari Night
Sms Service Ha hum soay huway logon ko,
SmS kar k jagaatay hain,
Or un k Jaag Jane k baad,hum khud so jate hain,
*GOOD NIGHT*
Swt Dreams
Ye Humari Night
Sms Service Ha hum soay huway logon ko,
SmS kar k jagaatay hain,
Or un k Jaag Jane k baad,hum khud so jate hain,
*GOOD NIGHT*
Swt Dreams
Zong: Sub Keh Do.
1 bacha ZONG k Office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai .
LARKI: Tumhari himat kesay hui ?
BACHA: Aap hi to kehty ho
Zong::: Sub Keh Do
LARKI: Tumhari himat kesay hui ?
BACHA: Aap hi to kehty ho
Zong::: Sub Keh Do
Kis Ki Mannay
"Susti Hamari bari Dushman Hai"
(Allama Iqbal)
"Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye"
(Quaid.e.Azam)
Dasso banda kaidi mannay?:-
(Allama Iqbal)
"Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye"
(Quaid.e.Azam)
Dasso banda kaidi mannay?:-
Pakistani Shadi
Pakstani Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE 1
Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
RULE 2
Doosri bar is tarha khao(SMSCaster)r mila hi nahi tha...!
RULE 1
Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
RULE 2
Doosri bar is tarha khao(SMSCaster)r mila hi nahi tha...!
Tum Hee Sub Kuch Ho
1 admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tm hi meri zenat ho, tamna ho, Izzat ho.
Bv:mare lya b aj se ap hi mare
Naveed ho,
Irfan ho,
Zubair ho,
Imran ho.
Ajse tm hi meri zenat ho, tamna ho, Izzat ho.
Bv:mare lya b aj se ap hi mare
Naveed ho,
Irfan ho,
Zubair ho,
Imran ho.
Extra Sheet Please
QAYAMAT k din farishton ne kaha sab apne apne GUNNAH likho ,
Sab likh rahay thay
achanak
'ZARDARI'
na pichy se AAwaaz di,
"Extra Sheet Please"
Sab likh rahay thay
achanak
'ZARDARI'
na pichy se AAwaaz di,
"Extra Sheet Please"
Yeh Kamra Nahi
Sardar:Main yaha nai rahon ga hmaray paisay wapas karo,
itna chota kamra or sirf aik stool
.Tm humein janwar smjtay ho
Waiter:
sir!ye ap kamra nahi lift hai.
itna chota kamra or sirf aik stool
.Tm humein janwar smjtay ho
Waiter:
sir!ye ap kamra nahi lift hai.
Head of Family
It iz said dat Husband is d Head of d family,
But ReMeMßeR dat
wife is d Neck of d family.
& D Neck can Turn d Head
Xactly d way
she wants!!
But ReMeMßeR dat
wife is d Neck of d family.
& D Neck can Turn d Head
Xactly d way
she wants!!
Bazurgo ki Qurbani
"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari Qurbani de k hasil kya he
or
me yahan isi lye ayaa hun taake us Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."
(Asif Zardari)
or
me yahan isi lye ayaa hun taake us Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."
(Asif Zardari)
Friday, June 5, 2009
One More Chance
Wife:
mai driver ko nokri se nikal rahi hun
kyun k aj main doosri bar
marte marte bachi hun.
Husband:
Begum isy ek moka aur to do...
mai driver ko nokri se nikal rahi hun
kyun k aj main doosri bar
marte marte bachi hun.
Husband:
Begum isy ek moka aur to do...
Marnay Ki Jaldi
"Doctor:
cigrete noshi insan ko
ahista ahista mar deti hai.
Mareez "to hamey kon si jaldi hai.........."
cigrete noshi insan ko
ahista ahista mar deti hai.
Mareez "to hamey kon si jaldi hai.........."
Don't See the Clock
"See The ClöcK Only, When Yöu Have Nö Work
but
don't See The Clöck,
When You Are Wörking...""
=|= Bill Gates =|="
but
don't See The Clöck,
When You Are Wörking...""
=|= Bill Gates =|="
Mushkil Waqat Ka Liya
"HADIS ka mafhoom ha!!
Jis ko pasand ho k Allah mushkil o taklef k waqt us ki dua Qabol kary
wo khushali k Auqaat me
ziyada se ziyada dua kia kare"
Jis ko pasand ho k Allah mushkil o taklef k waqt us ki dua Qabol kary
wo khushali k Auqaat me
ziyada se ziyada dua kia kare"
2 Roti Laga Do
"1 jmadar guter mein jhuk kr kchra nikal rha tha
1 khan sb. whan se guzarty hua ruk kr bolay...
zara 2 roti hmara b lga dena..!"
1 khan sb. whan se guzarty hua ruk kr bolay...
zara 2 roti hmara b lga dena..!"
How 2 Identify
"How 2 identify a Shiekh in class?
?
?
Simple...
Just look who is Erasing his notes,
When the teacher is erasing the board...! :-D"
?
?
Simple...
Just look who is Erasing his notes,
When the teacher is erasing the board...! :-D"
Wada Karo
TEACHER: baccho wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo ge..
Students: nahi piyain ge
TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain tang karo ge..
Students: nahi karain ge
TEACHER: or watan pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..
Students: ker dain ge. Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.
Students: nahi piyain ge
TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain tang karo ge..
Students: nahi karain ge
TEACHER: or watan pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..
Students: ker dain ge. Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Iqbal about Faraz
DR.ALLAMA IQBAL ne farmaya:
Upar se dekh raha hoon FARAZ ki SHAYIRI ka haal "IQBAL"
Sukar hay k KAMINON ko mere SHAIR samajh nahin aatey.
:-D
Upar se dekh raha hoon FARAZ ki SHAYIRI ka haal "IQBAL"
Sukar hay k KAMINON ko mere SHAIR samajh nahin aatey.
:-D
Shadi ki Shart
Girl:
Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni hay tu
Har Hafte ami Ko 10kg Atta Dena Hoga
Papa Ki Car Me 10 litre Petrl Dlwana Hoga
Boy: Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna :-D
Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni hay tu
Har Hafte ami Ko 10kg Atta Dena Hoga
Papa Ki Car Me 10 litre Petrl Dlwana Hoga
Boy: Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna :-D
Love ur Mothers
Main Barson Se Jannat Ki Talaash
Me Nikla Hua Tha ,
Lekj Phir "MAA" K Qadmo Me Aa Gira.......
Me Nikla Hua Tha ,
Lekj Phir "MAA" K Qadmo Me Aa Gira.......
Molvi tu Janat me Aye
Ek Aurat ne aik frishty se kaha
"Mera Nikah Mere Duniavi Shohr se Krwa den"
Farishta Bola
"Nikah tu Krwa dengy Phle koi
molvi tu Janat me Aye
~**~
"Mera Nikah Mere Duniavi Shohr se Krwa den"
Farishta Bola
"Nikah tu Krwa dengy Phle koi
molvi tu Janat me Aye
~**~
Gunah Par Fakhar Mat Karo
Allah Tamam Logo K Gunah Bakhsh Dega,
Siwaye Un Logo K
Jo Gunah Kr K Logo Ko Fakhar Se Btayein,
K Hm Ne Ye Gunah Kiya Hai
Siwaye Un Logo K
Jo Gunah Kr K Logo Ko Fakhar Se Btayein,
K Hm Ne Ye Gunah Kiya Hai
Different Thinking
"Jab Mein
Dastar-Khwaan Per
2 Rung K Khaane Dekhta Hon Tou
Laraz Jata Hoon
K
Aaj Phir Kisi Ka Haq Maara Gaya Hy ...
Dastar-Khwaan Per
2 Rung K Khaane Dekhta Hon Tou
Laraz Jata Hoon
K
Aaj Phir Kisi Ka Haq Maara Gaya Hy ...
Give Something to Someone
A 10 yr old Boy went to an Ice-cream shop & askd how much a cone costs?
Waiter said Rs: 15,
The boy started counting how much he had in his purse.
Then he asked how much a small cup cost?
Waiter said Rs: 12,
The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bil & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he was touched. The boy had left Rs: 3 coins as tip for him.
Try giving something to every1 out of whatever little u have...
Waiter said Rs: 15,
The boy started counting how much he had in his purse.
Then he asked how much a small cup cost?
Waiter said Rs: 12,
The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bil & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he was touched. The boy had left Rs: 3 coins as tip for him.
Try giving something to every1 out of whatever little u have...
Purana Ghar
Pathan Ny illegal Ghar Bnaya Ksi Ny advice Di
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Samjhy Purana Ghar Hy
Pathan Ny Dewar pr likh dia
Qaid e Azam Ko Riha Kro
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Samjhy Purana Ghar Hy
Pathan Ny Dewar pr likh dia
Qaid e Azam Ko Riha Kro
Pathan in Pizza Hut
Pathan pizza hut gya
waiter ne pizza la k rkh dia.
pathan adhe ghnte tk betha raha
phr chillane lga k
O khocha nan rkh k gya ha
salan tmhara baap la k da ga.
waiter ne pizza la k rkh dia.
pathan adhe ghnte tk betha raha
phr chillane lga k
O khocha nan rkh k gya ha
salan tmhara baap la k da ga.
Jazz Menu
Jazz menu mai khushamded
Rishte k LIYE 1 dbaen
Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen
SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen
Aur
Apni pasnd ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dbaen :-D
Rishte k LIYE 1 dbaen
Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen
SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen
Aur
Apni pasnd ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dbaen :-D
New Film
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.
Maa: Kahan Thay?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'MAA DA PYAR'.
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
Baap DI MAAR.@
Maa: Kahan Thay?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'MAA DA PYAR'.
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
Baap DI MAAR.@
Pent ya Nekar
Sardar:
Pent ki silayi kitni hai?
Tailor:
Rs. 150
sardar:
Or Nekar ki?
Tailor:
Rs. 50
sardar:
Ok. Nekar hi see do per lambayi 42'' rakhna. . . . .
Pent ki silayi kitni hai?
Tailor:
Rs. 150
sardar:
Or Nekar ki?
Tailor:
Rs. 50
sardar:
Ok. Nekar hi see do per lambayi 42'' rakhna. . . . .
Revenge
1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
''hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do''
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
''lo, in men sy nikal lo ,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun''
''hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do''
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
''lo, in men sy nikal lo ,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun''
1000 Police Walay = Zardari
Aik Admi nay 1000 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Bhai G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Admi: Main nay manat mani thi k mera ghar bn giya tu mai 1000 baghairtoon ki dawat karon ga
Police officer hans K bola: Aap nay tu takaluf kia sirf Zardari ko bola latey
Police officer: Bhai G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Admi: Main nay manat mani thi k mera ghar bn giya tu mai 1000 baghairtoon ki dawat karon ga
Police officer hans K bola: Aap nay tu takaluf kia sirf Zardari ko bola latey
Khushi Kia Hoti Hay
Ek Aadmi doosrey se:
Bhai ye KHUSHYAN kiya hoti hai?
Doosra Aadmi:
Pata nahi Bhai, meri tou Jawani main hee Shaadi ho gayi thi.
Bhai ye KHUSHYAN kiya hoti hai?
Doosra Aadmi:
Pata nahi Bhai, meri tou Jawani main hee Shaadi ho gayi thi.
Power of Expression
A blind man begging with a board written: "I'm Blind Plz Help Me"
1 man took the board & wrote something else & from that he got heavy collection.
The man wrote:
"Today Is A Beautiful Day But I Can't See It"
That's the power of expression! Expressed at right time can change many things!
1 man took the board & wrote something else & from that he got heavy collection.
The man wrote:
"Today Is A Beautiful Day But I Can't See It"
That's the power of expression! Expressed at right time can change many things!
50 Saal Ka Larka
50 saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya
larki ki maa behosh ho gai
hosh aya
waja puchi boli 25 saal pehle
ye mujhe b dekhne aya tha. =
larki ki maa behosh ho gai
hosh aya
waja puchi boli 25 saal pehle
ye mujhe b dekhne aya tha. =
Shadi Karna .......
Mom to Son
17 CENTURY
beta apne CAST ki ladki se hi shadi krna
18 CNTRY:
beta apne LEVEL ki ldki sy hi shadi krna
19 CNTRY:
byta apne MULK ki ladki
20 CNTRY:
byta apne RELIG0N ki ladki hi sy shadi krna
21 CNTRY:
byta LARKI se hi shadi krna ;-)
17 CENTURY
beta apne CAST ki ladki se hi shadi krna
18 CNTRY:
beta apne LEVEL ki ldki sy hi shadi krna
19 CNTRY:
byta apne MULK ki ladki
20 CNTRY:
byta apne RELIG0N ki ladki hi sy shadi krna
21 CNTRY:
byta LARKI se hi shadi krna ;-)
SHOLAY Film
1 Sardar apne kute k7 film SHOLAY dekne gya.
hero ne kaha basanti in kuto k samny mt nachna.
Sardar khara ho kr bola ticket lia he tra to bap b nache ga.
hero ne kaha basanti in kuto k samny mt nachna.
Sardar khara ho kr bola ticket lia he tra to bap b nache ga.
Miss Call
Ye dunya hai ek janjal
Yahaan chalta hai paisey ka kamaal
Tum b kangaal hum b kangaal
Aao khailen miss call miss call.
Yahaan chalta hai paisey ka kamaal
Tum b kangaal hum b kangaal
Aao khailen miss call miss call.
Father of Ibn-e-Sena
Teacher : who is the father of Ibn-e-sena ?
After thinking so much
A student replied:
"JOHN CENA"......
After thinking so much
A student replied:
"JOHN CENA"......
Larai Hone Wali Hay
Sardar: Jaldi 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Peene K Bad
1 Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
Sardar: Jab tu Paise Maange Ga.
Peene K Bad
1 Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
Sardar: Jab tu Paise Maange Ga.
As Years Go!!!
As years go,
U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight,
But not ur Smartnes,Talent, Brightnes & Intellignce
Bcoz, u can nevr lose wat u don't have :-D
U may lose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight,
But not ur Smartnes,Talent, Brightnes & Intellignce
Bcoz, u can nevr lose wat u don't have :-D
Fazool Kharchi
Sheikh At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Daal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa K Kahan Jana Hy?
Sheikh:
Jana Kahan Hy!
Hm Tu Aisey Hi paisey urate hain.
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Daal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa K Kahan Jana Hy?
Sheikh:
Jana Kahan Hy!
Hm Tu Aisey Hi paisey urate hain.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Pathan & Girl Friend
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Ghomnay Gya Or Ahista Se Bola Mere Dil Mai 1 Bat Hai Mgar Kehte Hue Ghabrata Hun
Girl: (Khusi se) Kah B Do Na........
Pathan: Tumare Pas Naswar Hai.
Girl: (Khusi se) Kah B Do Na........
Pathan: Tumare Pas Naswar Hai.
Every King was a Child
Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map.
Its not where you are today, but where you'll reach tomorrow.....!
Its not where you are today, but where you'll reach tomorrow.....!
When you are Blessed
when u are blessed,
HE is Al-Rehman
when u are hungry,
HE is Al-Razzaq
when u are honoured
HE is Al-Moiz
when u are weak,
HE is Al-Moqeet
when u pray,
HE is Al-Mujeeb
when u need friend,
HE is Al-Wali
when u are detracked,
HE is Al-Hadi
when u are gifted,
HE is Al-Kareem
when u are forgiven,
He is Al-Ghafoor
when u are in the darkness of hopelessness,
HE is Al-Noor
if u are sinner,
HE is Al-Tawwab
ALLAH is with u in every moment of life...!
HE is Al-Rehman
when u are hungry,
HE is Al-Razzaq
when u are honoured
HE is Al-Moiz
when u are weak,
HE is Al-Moqeet
when u pray,
HE is Al-Mujeeb
when u need friend,
HE is Al-Wali
when u are detracked,
HE is Al-Hadi
when u are gifted,
HE is Al-Kareem
when u are forgiven,
He is Al-Ghafoor
when u are in the darkness of hopelessness,
HE is Al-Noor
if u are sinner,
HE is Al-Tawwab
ALLAH is with u in every moment of life...!
Angrez ne Punjabi Sekhey
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Kuch arse bad wo wapis gaya to doston ne pocha kia sekha tm ne wahan?
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O BATTI CHALI GAYE.
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O BATTI AA GAYE.
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O BATTI JAAN WALI HAI.
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OE BATTI AAN WALI HAI.
Kuch arse bad wo wapis gaya to doston ne pocha kia sekha tm ne wahan?
Angrez bola:
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O BATTI CHALI GAYE.
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O BATTI AA GAYE.
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O BATTI JAAN WALI HAI.
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OE BATTI AAN WALI HAI.
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