Police nay 2 admi pakray..
Inspector 1st admi say: Tum kis kay mureed ho.
1st admi nay kisi peer sahib ka naam liya, inpector nay kaha is ko band kar do
Inspector 2nd admi say: Tum kis kay mureed ho.
2nd admi: Main apni bivi ka mureed hun.
Inspector: Oye is ka liy pepsi lao ye to apna Peer bhai nikla