Pakistani to American:
Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American:
Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani:
Ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President ya governer bana dete hain.