Sadqa Kia Kehta Hay

SADQA jab apny maalik k haath sy nikalta hai to us waqt 5 jumaly kehta hai...

(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.

(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.

(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon ga.

(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.

(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.

her achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai.

Murga in Love

Murga tu Murgi; I love u Chicken, me tumhare lye kuch b kar sakta hon...

Murgi: acha suchi.......

Murga: tum hukum tu karo jaan

Murgi:

chalo phir anda do

Choti Musibat

A Pahtan selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because someone told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

Lucky Day

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

Who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Sardar Wearing Mosquito Net

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket

someone asked about it

Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

Jadeed Taleemi Muhavary

1. Science se gira Arts me atka
   
   
2. Fail hoty ko practicals ka sahar
   
   
3. Degree ly k choolhay me daal
   
4. 3rd division pass, ghar ka na ghaat ka
   
5. Dost wo jo exam me kaam aye
   
6. Qadar kho deta hay roz college jana
   
7. Likhna na jany qalam mera.

Khana Kaba

Khana Kaba ki bulandi 54 feet 9 inch hai.

Khana Kaba ko tameer hue takreban 4 hazar saal ka arsa ho chuka hai.

Khana Kaba 5 paharon ke pathron se tameer kya gya hai.

Khana Kaba ki chat mai kul 80 kandilen hain. .. OR..

Khana Kaba k ghulaf ki lambai 54 meter hai.

Sunehre Aqwaal

Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta.

Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai.

Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghussay may na dekh lo.

Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.

Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna keh gham.

Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hai.

Sadqa

"Logon se miltay waqt muskurana,
Andhy ko rasta dikhana,
Rastay se pathar hatana,
Aur neki ki baat batana
bhi SADQA hai".
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Good Friend

Good friend must have following qualities:

Cute as Crow
Smart as Elephant
Active as Turtle
Fit as Hippo
Intelligent as Sardar

No doubt u r my Gud Frend.

Zindagi Guzaarny k Tareeky

Achi zindagi guzaarny k 2 tareeky hain,


1): Jo pasand hai usay hasil ker lo..,


Ya Phir


2): Jo hasil hai usay pasänd ker lo...,

Hum khushbu k sodagar hain

Hum khushbu k sodagar hain,
Or sacha soda karte hain...

Jo kharidar ho pholon jaisa,
to bin damoo bik jate hain...

Hum sheher-e-wafa k logon ka,
tum hal bhala kya jano,

hum dil ki bat chupatay hain
aur ansu tak pi jate hain...

Jo pyar kary hum sa sacha...
Hum us per mar mit jate hain.

Sajdon Me Rona

"JIN AANKHOON KO
SAJDON ME RONAY
KI AADAT HO,


WO AANKHAIN
KABHI APNE MUQADAR
PE ROYA NAHI KARTEEN..

Ways to Earn Hasanat

Ways to earn Hasanat.

1) Give a copy of Quran 2 sum1, each time they read 4m it,u gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair 2 a hospital,each time a sick person uses it,u gain.
3) Share constructiv reading material.
4) Help in educatng a child.
5) Teach sum1 2 recite a Dua,each time they recite,u gain.
6) Share a Dua r Quran CD.
7) Prticipate in buildng Masjid.
8) Place a watr coler in a public place.
9) Plant a tree. Each time any prson r animal sits in its shade r eats 4m d tree,u gain.

Zindagi Ki Khoubsurti

Zindagi ki khoubsurti
ye nahi keh aap kitnay khush hain,

Balkeh

Zindagi ki asal khoubsurti
ye hay keh
dosray aap sey kitnay khush hain.

Walls Ice Creame

Tamam Muslims se Appeal hai k for GOD'sake
WALL's ice cream mat khain q k

"DUSRON KO KHATAY DEKH KER MERA B DIL KERTA HAI
OR MERA GALA KHARAB HO JATA HAI"

Jannat k 8 Darwazay

"Jannat" k 8 Darwazay hain,

1. Jannatul Mava
2. Darul Maqam
3. Darul Salaam
4. Darul Khuld
5. Jannatul Adan
6. Jannatul Naim
7. Jannatul Kasif
8. Jannat"Jannat" k 8 Darwazay hain,

"Allah" sy dua hy k roz'e Qiyamat hr Drwazay sy aap ka "naam" pukara jaye,
"Aameen"
"Dil se ap ke liye dua go.

Kissi Aur Ka Liya

Main iss sy bari zabat ki kya misaal doon

Wo mujh sa gulay lipat k roya bhi to kssi oor k liya

3 Replies of Dua

Allah always has 3 replies to our Dua:

1."Yes"
2."Yes but not now"
3. I have a better plan for U

There is never "No"

Just keep praying Faithfully!

Fursat Nahi Milti

Usay Main Yaad aata hoon magar Fursat k Lamhon mein...

Magar yeh Baat bhi such hai usay Fursat nahi milti...!

Wo Bewafa Na Tha

Wo Bewafa na tha yun he badnaam ho gya "FARAZ"....

Hazaron chahney waley they kis kis say wafa karta.....!!

Marriage

Love may be
blind

but

marriage
is a

real eye-opener!

God Bless Our Parents.

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.

Father said: Plz hold my hand

Girl: No dad, u hold my hand

Father: What's the difference

Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.
but
If you held my hand
I know you will never let my hand go.

Zardari pe Mazmoon

Aap 1950 May Peda huay,
Ap ne bgairti ki ibtedai taleem apne mohallay k school se hasil ki
Aur isi fun mei ala taleem ek naamwar daku se le

Jab Dakait hone ka Certificate hasil kia to ap ki umar sirf 16 saal thi, ye apka record hy
Phir Benazir se Shadi kr k Ap Ne professional Bgairti ka aghaz kia or Mr.10% mashoor huye

Phir kurse-e-sidarat pe aa bethe or mulk lootne mein apna muqam banaya
apki tareekh wafat ka sb ko intizar hy.

Sardar & Rikshawala

Srdar:bus stand jany k kitnay paisy?
Rikshawala:50 Rs

Sardar: 20 Rs mai chaly ga to thek hai

Rikshawala:20 Rs mai kon ly jaye ga?

Srdar: tu pechy beth mai la jata hon

Pagal Ka Letter

Aik PagaL Letter Likh raha tha.
Doctor ne pocha kis ko Likh rahy ho?

PagaL: Khud ko.
Dr: Kia Likha hai?

PagaL:Mujhe kya pata?
Abhi mujhe miLa thori hai.

Jahanum Mein Jalnay Ki Wajah

"Insaan gunaah krnay ki waja se
Jahanum mein Nhi jata,

baLkay

gunah per mutmayin rehnay
aur touba Na krnay ki waja se
Jahanum mein Jata hai".

Kadi Mehak Naien Mukdi Pullan Vichon

Baba bhulay shah nay farmaya:

KÅDI MÉHÅK naien mukdi PHÜLLÅÑ vichon,
PHÜL sukdey sukdey SÜKK jandey

KOi qadar na jany payar di,
dil tutday tuday tut jandey

Koi mool nai jug tay rishtiyan da
AY chuhtaday chuhtaday chuht jandy

KADI payar nai mukda dilan vichon
SAAH mukdy mukdy muk jandy.,

Mobile Charger

Sardar ki biwi bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aayi

Sardar ghusse se bola

'Ab kaya lene aayi ho



Biwi boli

''apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi.

S.H.D

Teacher: naalaay ko english me kia kehte hy.

Student: S.H.D

Teacher: kia matlab.


Student:

Shalwar Holding Device

Train Ki Takkar

Railway officer was taking an interview...
Officer:
Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe opposite dirction me aa rhi hen to tum kia karo gye?
Applicant: Mai kanta badal donga.

Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mai Red signal donga.

Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mai Red Flag dikha donga.

Officer: Flag bhhi na mila to?
Applicant: Mai Choty Bhai ko bula longa.

Officer: Wo kyun ??

Applicant:
Usey train ki takkar dekhne ka boht shoq hai

Beautiful Words

• "Ikhlaq acha hona 'ALLAH' se mohabbat ki daleel hai"
  
  
• "Dil ka sukoon chahte ho to hasad se door raho"
  
  
• "Museebat ki shikayat mat karo is se 'ALLAH' naraz aur dushman khush hota hai"
  
  
• "Khush rehna chahte ho to doosron ko khush rakho"
  
  
• "Ilm aisa badal hai jis se rehmat barasti hai."
  
  
• "Nek banney ki koshish aise karo jaise haseen banney ki koshish kartey ho."
  
  
• "Kisi se milo is tarah k wo dobara aap se milne ki tamanna karey...!!!

Value of Today

2 realize da value of 1 week
Ask da editor of a weekly newspaper

To realize the value of 1 hour
Ask the lovers who r just waiting to meet

To realize the value of 1 min
Ask a person who has just missed a train

To realize the value of 1 sec
Ask a person who has just avoided an accident

Treasure every moment
That you have !

Yesterday is history,
Tomorow is mystry,
Today is gift that is why it is called PRESENT

Jab Kush Bhool Jao

"Jab tum kuch bhool jao to darood parho,
INSHALLAH yaad aa jaye ga"

Jo kisi preshani main ho wo darood ki kasrat karay,
kyun k ye preshani or dukh le jata hai,
Rizq barhata or Hajatain puri kerta hai,

Dua kis Tarah Maango

ALLAH Se Dua Mango To Dua Ki Qabuliat Par Yakeen Rakho

Kyun K ALLAH Ghafil Aur Laparwa Dilo Ki Dua Kabool Nahi Karta (Bukhari)..!!

Plastic Surgery

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum dey to? :-)

Zara Theher Jao

Kareeb Mout Khari Hai Zara Theher Jao..
QaZa Se Aankh Lari Hai Zara Theher Jao..

Thaki Thaki C FiZaYen BuJhe buJhe Tare..
Bari Udaas Ghari Hai Zara Theher Jao..

Naheen Umeed Ke Ham Aaj Ki Seher DeKhen..
Yeh Raat Ham Per Kari Hai Zara Theher Jao..

Abhi Na Jao Ke Tar0n Ka Dil Dharakta Hai...
Tamam Raat Pari Hai Zara Theher Jao..

Phir Iske Baad Kabhi Hum Tum Ko Na RokenGe...
Labon Pe Saans Ari Hai Zara Theher Jao

Mera Yaar Hasda

Meri Rooh Vich Mera Yaar Vasda
Meri Ankh Vich Usda Deedar Vasda
Sanoo Apne Dard Di Parwa Nahi
Par Rab Kare Har Waqt Rahe Mera Yaar Hasda

Friendship Quotes

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.

A friend hugs your heart.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

A friend is one who dislikes the same people you dislike.

Enjoy for Sunday

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

Jannat

Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:p

Ziada Piyar

Biwi ko thappad marne k bad
Pati:admi use marta he jise wo pyar karta he.
Biwi ne zor se mara & boli
aap kya samje me apse pyar nahi krti..:p

Chota Khandan

1truck ki back pe likha tha
Chota khandan, zindagi asan

us k nichy likha tha

kmran
imran
irfan
Ehsaan
gurya
bubli
guddu
sunny
Fahad
Or
Saad
k baap ka pegham.

"Faraz" Maar Daala

Ghulail sE Bachon
Ne ik Baaz Mar Dala,

Foj ne Dushman ka Jahaz
Mar Dala,

Mobile Users B Peechy Kese Rehtay,

Ultay seedhay Shairon sE
"Faraz"
Maar Dala.

After Accidents

Difrent answrz of people of difrent contriez aftr acidnts.

Amercn: Sory man.

Indian: Dekh k bheya.

British: Its ok.

German: Wow.

Pakstani: O ksi aani deya.

Khudkushi Hram Hay

1 dAfa pathan khudkushi pr Tqreer kr raTha
Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga

Khdkushi hram hy
Kufr hy
Gnah hy
Zulm hy

Is se behtr hy k insan zehr kha k mar jaye..

Muhawaray ka Istamal

Teacher:
"Magar" ka jumla banao.
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Student:
wo mare aage aa gaye thay aur main un k magar magar tha................!

** DUA * *

Ay Allah hamaray mulk Pakistan ki hifazat farma.
(AAMEEN)

Pakistan K dusman dehshat gardoun ko tabah-o-barbaad kar dey.
(AAMEEN)

Ay Allah, Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W)
K sadqay Pakistan K tamaam shehroun(cities) ko khud-kush hamloun sey mehfooz farma.

AAMEEN,
SUMMA-AAMEEN.

What is Globalisation?

Nice example is Princess Diana's death.

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine.

This sms was written by a Pakistani on a Chinese phone smuggled by a Afghani via Dubai.

This is called 'Globalisation'!!

Women Driving

Wife:
Chalo na aj bahar chaltay hain 0r driving main karongi...!

Husband:
Oho !
Matlab jayen gay car mein 0r ayen gay akhbaar mein....?

عورت سے چار وجوہات کی بنا پر نکاح کیا جاتا ہے

رسول اکرم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا :

عورت سے چار وجوہات کی بنا پر نکاح کیا جاتا ہے ۔

اس کے مال کی بنا پر ،

اس کے خاندانی حسب و نسب کی بنا پر ،

اس کے حسن و جمال کی بنا پر اور

اس کے دین کی بنا پر ۔

پس تم دین دار عورت ( سے نکاح کرنے میں کامیابی ) حاصل کرو ۔

صحيح بخاري

كتاب النکاح

باب : الاكفاء في الدين

حدیث : 5146

Aala Zarf

Agar kisi ka zarf aazmana ho tu us ko Izzat do
Wo aala zarf hua tu aap ko zyada izzat de ga
aur kam zarf hua tu Khud ko Aala samjhe ga

Test hani One Day

Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,

Jab hospital legaye to doctor ne bola k in k test hoon gaye.

Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahi one day karwa lo.

Sardar aur Paani

Sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.

Freind: pani ko ullu? Woh kaise?

Sardar: oye! Subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Sardar Ka Dukh

Sardar dukhi tha

Kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?

Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

Aankh Bach Gaii

1 admi ki bivi marjati hay to is admi ka dost taziat k liay ata hay or
kahta yar yay kasaay hogaya

usnay kaha: yar market say arhi thi k goli akar sir main lag gai
yay sun k dost bola

chaloo Allah ka lakh lakh shukar hay k aankh bacha gaii

American and Pakistani

karachi ky ek businessman ky ghar ek american aata hai, businessman usssy subha walk per ly jata hai....
shareh-e-faisal per ek buliding dekhi tu pocha.....
american: yeh kon si bulidng hai.
businessman:"c breaze" 20 floor hain
american: yeh tu mamoli baat hai. aisi buldngs america main 20 days man ban jati hai.

kuch aagy ja kar...............
american:yeh kon si bulindg hai.
businessman: "kashif center" 20 floor hain.
american: aisi buldngs america main 15dayz man ban jati hain.

phr chandrigar road per aa gaye..amrican ny habib bank buldnsg ki taraf ishara kiya aur poocha.
american: yeh kon si buildng hai.
business man ju pehly se gussy main tha.
bussinesman: pata nahi subha tak tu yahan nahi thi.

Tum chup raha karo

Saas ne bahu se kha : "Beti ik hafta ho gaya hai tumhari shadi ko,tum kuch bolti kiyoun nahin."

Bahu: "mujhe ammi ne bolune se mana kiya hai"

Saas : "Beti tumhari ammi Ghalat kheti hai tum baatain karo"

Bahu : sassu maa ik swaal ker sakti houn.

Sass beti kaho : "Saasu maa AGAR MERE HUSBAND KI DEATH HO GAYEE TO AAP MUJHE GHAR MEIN BITHAAIN GAY YAA MERI DOOSRI SHADI KARAIN GAY"

SAAS
"Beti tumhari ammi teekh kheti theen tum chup raha karo"

Jadoo Ka Charag

aik pathan ko jado ka charagh milta hai
us mai se jin nikulta hai or
pathan se khta hai apni 3 wish butao

pathan
aik big bangla
us mai bohut ameer family
or muhay us banglay ka chokedar bana do

Egg Fry or Boil

Ek shohar ko apni biwi ke her kaam mein keere nikalne ki aadat thi.

Agar wo egg boil kerti tu kehta fry kerna chahiay tha.
Agar fry kerti tu kehta boil kerna chahiay tha.

Ek din tang aakar biwi ne ek egg fry kia or ek boil, yani dono kisam ke egg bana diye.

Ab shohar ko samajh mein nahi aaya ke kia aitraaz kare,
tu us ne kaha:

'Aray bewaqoof! Jis egg ko fry kerna tha us ko tum ne boil kerdia
or jis ko boil kerna tha us ko fry kerdia!'

Modern Faqeer

Faqeer:
Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jae

to miss call de dena.,,..

Ve Gujra Ve

Hum to samjhe k wo humen koi song suna rhi hai.
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Par usnay

"ve Gujra ve, ve Gujra ve"

keh kr apnay bhai ko bula lia. ;-)

SWOT analysis

A person doing his swot analysis

Strength = my wife

Weakness = my neighbors wife

Opportunity = when my neighbor is on tour

Threat = when i m on tour..!

Trust and Friendship

"Friendship" lives inside a room!
It has a door!
And door has a lock!
It's key is "Trust"!
If "U" lose da trust!
"Friendship" can never be found again.

Dukh Is bat ka Hai

Mere mehboob ki shadi raqeeb se ho gai
DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI

Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya
DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI

Wo khushiyan manate rahe
DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHI

Meri muhabbat ka khoon hua
DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHI


Dukh to is bat ka hai k
Dono ne Coke Pi or mujhe dekh kr boly


"BRRRRRRR"

Zardari Ka Daura

Zardari ka USA ka daura kamyab raha

Zardari ka china ka daura kamyab raha

Zardari ka japan ja daura kamyab raha





Bas ab dil k daure ka intzar hai...

Bijli ki Taar

Aik admi pe Bijli ki taar gir gae

Admi currunt se tarp tarp k marne he wala tha:

K:

Light chali gae,
Admi khushi Se bola .


-Pakistan zindabad-

From the Moon

1 American, 1 chinese aur 1 pakistani chaand par gaye
Teeno ne nicge dekha to zameen par 1 lambi line nazar ayi

American: ye USA ki building hai

Chinese: nahi ye deewar-e-cheen hai

Pakistani: oye pagalo na ye building hai na deewar




Ye to Utility store k bahir aata lene walo ki line hai

Room with Fire

Interviewer:
imagine that u r in a room
with all doors & windows closed &
it caught fire,

now how can u escape?

Sardar ji: very simple,


i'll stop imagining...

Duaaon Ka Talib

61 SAAL me Pehli br ap sb se apne haq me DUA ki Request kr rha hu.

Plz meri behtry k liye dua krein r sms Fwrd karein.

Duaaon ka Talib Apka Apna


"PAKISTAN".

Zalim Taliban

Zalim TALIBAN ki drindagi ka 1 or jeta jagta sabot...

MINGORA SWAT me JAHANZEB COLLEGE k samne

5 Masom Students se gun point py



"NaswaR" Cheen li.,

SMS about Zardari

Dear frndz st0p f0rwarding msgs ab0ut zardari because he is our president
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Kamina guse vich aa k sare packages band karwa dega tay changay ro ge?:-)

Daman-e-Mustafa (S.A.W)

Koi DAULAT pe NAAZ karte hain,
koi $HOHRAT pe NAAZ karte hain,

Ji$ke hathon main DAMAN-E-MUSTAFA (S.A.W.) ho!
wo apniQI$MAT pyNAAZ karty hain....!!

Find a Sweet Person

It's very easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Sweet Dreams
But
It's very Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person but I Salute U
Tusi mainu lub hi laya..

Farz Karo K....

Farz karo k tum sa sunder na koi hum ne dekha ho.
Farz karo k aankh tumhari bin kajal bhi pyari ho.

Farz karo k pyar tumhara mera jevan dhara ho.
Farz karo k dekh k tum ko hum ne bhi dil hara ho.

Farz karo k pyar mein terey hum ko neend na aati ho.
Farz karo k surat teri din mein bhi turrpati ho.

Farz karo k bin terey na ik pal mujh ko rehna ho.
Farz karo k ye sub mujh ko sach much tujh se kehna ho!

Modern Love Story

"LOVE" In 1980
Started From Eyes,
Grew With Gifts &
Ended With Tears!


"LOVE" In 2009
Starts From Mobiles
Grows With Balance Sharing,
&

Ends With
SIM chngE

Insan Ajeeb Hai

Insan b kitna ajeeb hai jb kisi cheez se darta hai to us se door baghta hai lekin jb Khuda se darta hai to us k or nazdeek ho jata hai

Mera Naam Badal Dena

Ek lafz "muhabat" hai ise kr k dekho,
tum brbad na ho jao to mera naam badal dena.


Ek lafz "muqadar" hai is se lar k dekho,
tum haar na jao to mera naam badal dena.


Ek lafz"wafa" hai, zamane me nahi milta
kahin se dhoond kr lao to mera naam badal dena.


Ek lafz "ansoo" hai ise dil main chupa kr dekho tum,
ankhon se na beh jaye to mera naam badal dena,


Ek lafz"judai"hai ise seh k dekho tum,
toot kr na bikhar jao to mera naam badal daina...

Agar Kuch Banna Ho Tu?

Zndagi me agr kch banna ho
kch hasil krna ho tu hamesha apne dimaag ki suno
agr dimaag se koi jawab na aye to
anken bnd kr k
socho

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kya mre pas dimag hy?

What is Love

What Is Love?

When A Mother Gives Da ßest Piece Θf çhiken To Her §on And He Passes It Θn To His §ister

When A Puppy Licks His Master Éven After ßeing Left Alone All Day

When A Girl Paints Her §ister Nails çoz §he knows §he çant Paint Them Wid Left Hand

When A ßaby Girl Puts All Her ÉnrgY Giving Her Dady A Head Massage

When After A Horrible Day, A Man Looks Up ThE §ky, Thanking GOD For Things Not Going Any Worse. .

"This Is Love"

Subah Uth kar

Subah uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo::::


1. Namaz perha karo, is say aap ka din acha guzray ga...

2. Naha liya karo, is say dosroon ka din acha guzray ga.

Return Ticket

Titanic K Saath sheikh Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
police: oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sheikh: shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida!

Saza kis ko Mili

A man goes 2 hell,
He saw there
Asif Zardari dancing with Reema.
Man: Is ki saza itni acchi q hay?
Angel: Saza is ko nhi, Reema ko mili hay...

Aaib Talash Karna

"Kisi ka Aaib talash krne wale ki misal
Us Makhi ki C hay
jo sara khobsurat jism chhor kar
sirf ZAKHAM per hi bethti hay"

Y Muslims says ALLAH

Y Muslims says ALLAH? ALLAH is the unique word, ALLAH name has no plural, no antonym, no musculan & no feminin bcoz ALLAH is one.

But Khuda,God,Bhagvan, Devta,Lord & all other names have their plural, antonym, musculan & Feminin i.e God= Gods, Godess Khuda= Khudaon, Khudahan Bhagvan= Bhagvano Devta= Devi
But ALLAH is AHD(one)

Allah Ka Azaab

'Allah ke azab se dar magar itna na dar ke is ki rehmat se na-umeed ho jaey,
aur us ki rehmat se umeed rakh magar itne na rakh ke is ke azab ko bhool jaey.

MAA

~ Sinay se laga kr kaha krti thi Maa mujh ko,

~ Tu Laal ha mera na sata mujh ko,

~ Pachtaye ga ek din jb mein chali jaon gi,

~ Na chahtay hoay bhi akaila duniya mein chore jaon gi,

~ Zamana dikhaye ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

~ Yaad kar k roaye ga tu phir mujh ko,

~ Mudaton se meri maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~ Ab so gai khak men jab kuch kehnay ka waqt aaya,

Please Just take care of ur MOTHERs before it is too late.
Happy Mothers Day..

Stupid Rain!!!

When I came home in the rain,

Brother asked why u didn't take an umbrella

Sister advised why u didn't wait till rain stopped.

Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, u will realize.

But Mother , while drying my hair, said,

Stupid Rain!

Couldn't it wait, Till my child came home.

That's MOTHER

Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,


Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”

Wife:Zeher.



Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Bhains,,,,, Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”


Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”