Ye Dolat, Ye Shohrat

Sochta hon k

Ye Dolat Ye Shohrat Ye Bangle Ye Dunya bhar k Aish-o-Aram

sub Chhor k kaheen chala jaoon

lekin phir sochta hon

pehle
ye sub MIL to jaye.

Take Care of Your Mothers

Mirza Adeeb kahtay hain:
Aba G mujhay martay thy to Ami bacha lti thi
1 din mne socha k Ami ptai krngi to Aba g kia krnge?

Ye dkhne k lye mne Ami ka kaha na mana

Unho ne kaha Bzar se dahi la, to main na laya
Unho ne salan km dia.Main ne ziada pr israr kia.

Unho ny kaha perhi k upr beth kr roti khao.
Mn zamen pr dri bcha k beth gya. Kpry mely kr lye.

Mra lehja b gustakhana tha Mje pori tawqa thi k ami zrur maren gi..
Magar unho ne mje seny sy lga kr kaha:
'Q Dilawr putr! Maa sdqy beemar to nhi.'

Is wqt mre ansu thy k ruktay hi nhi thy.

(Mirza Adeeb ki kitab 'MATTI KA DIYA' se)
So take care of ur MOTHER..PLZzz.

Your Sorrows

A very practical reality put into words by someone.

"There's no market for your sorrows in this world,

so never advertise them".

Better Tomorrow

We work for making better tomorrow...
When tomorrow comes

instead of enjoying we start thinking for better tomorrow
but tomorrow never comes

Mathematician

A box ws nt opening.

Physician applied all laws bt it didnt opn
Chemist aplied all reactions bt it didnt opn

Mathmatician came n said
'LETS SUPPOSE IT'S OPEN':-

Bura Dost

~"Bura dost aag ki manind hy"~"
Agr jalta hoga to apko jala dega"~"

Or agr bujha ho ga tou ap k hath kale kr dega"...

" DUA "

Ae Malik-e-Arz-o-Sama,
Ae Khaliq-e-Kainat,
Nabikarim(S.A.W) k sadqy,

Hamesha Mehfoz Rakna,
Berozgari Se, Tangdasti Se,
Aazmaish Se, Rizq Ki Kami Se,
Ruswai Se, Qarz Se, Marz Se,
Jahanum Se, Hisab Kitab Se,
Aulaad K Dukh Se, Waledain Ki Nafarmani Se,
Deen Ki Dori Se, Amanat Mei Khiyanat Se
Nagahani Maut Se

Jo is SMS ko parh rha hai Ya"ALLAH"
Usy 2no Jahan may Hr khushi dy o
r os ki zindagi daraz kar dy

(Ameen)

Allah se Doori

3 Cheezain Insan Ko ALLAH Se Door Krti Hain:

1. Apne AAMAL Ko ZIADA SAMAJNA
2. Apne GUNAHON Ko BHOOL Jana
3. Apne ApKo Sub Se BEHTAR SAMAJNA

ANMOL''na thay.

Aankhon mein jo Tehrerain thi,
Honton pe woh Bol na thay,

Hum thay uss k Pyar k Aashiq,
Bus Haathon mein Kashkol na thay,

Hum ne uss ko Toot k chaha,
Yeh uss ka Haq tha lekin,

Woh b Hum ko Toot k chahey,
Hum itnay "ANMOL'' na thay.

Dedicated to My Childhood

Let me take u back in time !

when there was only
chupan_chupai, POLKA cone,

Watching cartoons on PTV at 7:15 a.m b4 going to school,
6 p.m NTM (STN) channel Ninja Turtles, captain Planet, Thunder Cats.

Late nite shows-Automan, AirWolf, Knight rider.

Pakistan wining cricket & hockey worldcup,
We used to know each & evryone in our lane...

Chup chup k kite flying, 0h haan Rs.7 ki Pepsi.
Bun samosa. Jubliee, Mitchells toffee. Bubble Gummers shoes.

Pillow Fight, running wid friends who ran even faster !...


Dedicated to my childhood

THALLAY LAG GAYA

pyar bhi ajab shay ha
maa sy ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqadas
bhai se aqidat
behan sey farz

&

biwi sy ho to THALLAY LAG GAYA:-

Jhoot Rizq ko Kam Karta Hay

"Tuba Gunah ko kam karti hy"
"Jhoot Rizq ko"
"Ghibat Neki ko"
"Ghum Umer ko"
"Sadqa Balaa ko"
"Ghusa Aqal ko"Or"Takabur ilam ko

Ascha sa SMS

How r u
Agr koi acha sa sms ho To jaldi se.......

Usay paper pe likh k
Fold kr k
Almari men rakh k
lock lga do.

Kahin ghalti se send hi na ho jaey..

Bura Zamana

Logon per ek zamana esa aaega

K

Unka maqsad unka pait hoga
Daulat unki izzat hogi
Aurat unka qibla hoga

Or
Paisa unka deen hoga
Or woh
Bad-tareen log honge

Or
Aakhirat me unka hissa na hoga.

Kis Ko Kehtey Hain

Kitabon Sey Daleelen Doon
Ya khud Ko Samney Rakh Doon

W0 Mujh Sey Pooch Betha hai,
"MOHABBAT" Kiss Ko Kehtey Hain..!

Mujay Yaad aata hi

" Itna tasalsul to meri sanson may b nahi MoHsin
Jis ravani sy wo shakhs mujy yad aata hai "

Is dasht k sehra ko samandar kar de

Is dasht k sehra ko samandar kar de
Yaa meri ankh k har ashk ko pathar kar de
Ya Allah mein aur nahi mangta tujh se kuch bhi
Meri chadar mere peron k barabar kar de
Mujhe ghair na lay yeh aatish-e-duniya ya Rab
Mujh par apni rehmat k saye ki Tu wussat ker de
Mujhe khaak na kar day meri hasti ka ghurur
Mere naffs pe tu mujh ko moutbar ker de
Ae khuda meri duwaon mein wo taseer ker de
Mangun mein tujh se qatra tu usko samandar ker de.(AMEEN)

Maa ko Khuda ny ya Azmat Kamal di

Maa ko Khuda ny ya Azmat Kamal di,
Maa ki dua pe 1 Musibt b tal di ,

Quran ne Maa k piyar ki is trah misal di
Janat otha kr Maa k kadmo main dal di

Naraazgi

"Naraazgi zahir Karna, dil mein burai raKhnay say behtar hay."

How to be President

Dil chahta hy Chori kru,

jhoot bolu,
Sharab peu,
Rishwat khau,
Qatal kru
or jail jau.

Shayad is tarah kabhi Ma b
President of pakistan bun jau

Garmiyan

Garmiyan Aa Gai Hain
Apny Sar Par Gila or Thanda Kapra Rakhna

Dimaag Par Sooraj Ki Aag Mt Parne Dena

Q KBHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA HY

Darood Sharif

"kuch aise log hongay jinko JANAT m janay ko hukam diya jayega
lekn wo JANAT ka rasta bhool jaen gay"

Pucha gaya ye kon log hongy?

"ye wo log hain jin k samnay mera naam lia jaye
aur ye muj pr durud bhejna bhool gae hon"

Husn-e-Akhlaq

"Sb Se Wazni Chez Jo Qayamat K Din
Momin K Mizan Ma Rakhi Jae G,
Wo Us Ka Husn-e-Akhlaq Hoga"

Beautiful belive;

Jb meri DUA Qbol ho to khushi hoti ha k
is main meri marzi ha

aur jab na ho to khshi or b brh jati ha k
Allah ki mrzi ha

Gali Dena

"Jis nay ksi musalman ko gali di
us nay BAIT ULAH giranay se b bra gunah kiya"

Plz fwd this. Becoz ye hm sb ka masla hy.

Sheik Stops Rikshaw

A SHEIKH stop Rakshaw & asked:
DAATA- DARBAR jao gy?

Driver: G jaon ga janab.

Sheikh: Acha ye lo mera shopper wapsi pe meray lye "CHAAWAL"le aana...

4 Important Things

Gunah se Tauba krna wajib hæ mgr Gunah se bchna zyada wajib hæ


Tauba ki tklif se behtr hæ k Gunah kya hi na jaæ

Gunah kisi na kisi surat dil ko præshan rkhta hæ

Sbsæ bra gunah wo hæ jo krnæ walæ ki nzr mæ chota ho

Rabb Rahim Hay

Tmhara RABB boht haya wala or Kareem hai,
Jb banda uski tarf hath uthata hai to
usay sharm ati hai k usy khali hath lotaye.

Astagfaar

"wo shaks apne aap pr zolam krta hai
jo pore din main
ek bar bhi Astagfaar nahi krta"

4 Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulti Hain

4 Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulati Hen

1 Apni Musibat Ko Chupana
2 Waldain K Sath Neki
3 Chupa Kr Sadqa Dena
4 Kasrat SyLA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna

~~4swal~~

Qayamat k din kisi admi k qadam uswaqt tak harkat nai kr sake ge
jab tak is se ye swal na krliya jai ga k

1>umar kahan guzari
2>eelm k mutabiq kahan taka amal kiya
3>mal kese kamaya kahan kharach kiya
4>jisam ko kin kin kamo me lagaya..

A Sardar's Speach

A Sardar's Speach to his workers in England:

"Do do, not do not do.
Eat ur husband also lie in oven.
What my goes?
Your goes your father's goes.

In punjabi:
Krna hy kro, nhe krna na karo.
Khasmaa nu khayo te chullay ch pavvo.
Mera ki janda ay?
Tera ty tery peo da janda ay.

Pakistani Flaq

1 Pathan 'PAKISTAN' ka flag lene gya,
shop wale ne use flag dya

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop waly ny usy mara

Guess??

Pathan:
Is Me Aur Colors Dikhao.

Mere AAQA (S.A.W)

Mainay Us Pak Zaat Pay Likhnay ki Jasarat ki Hai,
Jis k Daman Pay Farishton Nay Ibadat ki Hai.

Kis ki jurrat mere AAQA k Barabar Aaey,
Mere AAQA nay tou Nabiyoun ki Imamat ki Hai.

Zakham kha kar Bhi jo Phoolon ki Ridayen Bakhshay,
Mere AAQA Nay Tou kaanton Sey Mohabbat ki Hai.

ALLAH ALLAH Woh kya Log Thay Jin Logon Nay,
Chaltay Phirtay Mere AAQA ki Ziyarat ki Hai.

AAsmanon Pay Zameenon Pay Hukumat ki Hai,
"Jis Nay Mere AAQA ki Ata'at ki Hai". @@

Ek Raat Hui Barsaat Boht

Ek Raat Hui Barsaat Boht,
Main Roya Sari Raat Boht...

Hr Gham Tha Zamaanay Ka Lekin,
Main Tanha Tha Uss Raat Boht...

Phir Aankh Se Ek Saawan Bersa,
Jab Seher Hui Tou Khayaal Aaya..

Wo Baadal Kitna Tanha Tha,
Jo Bersa Saari Raat Boht.

Mohabat

Apni he dhun mai rehti thi,
Ek larki shokh aur chanchal c,
phulon say batain karti thi teetli k rung pakarti thi,
Ek dhanak thi us k anchal pay,
phir jany kya tufan aya,
teetli k rung bikhar gaye,
Aanchal k rung utar gaye,
jab pucha kisi ney aye larki !
tumney yeh chup kiyon sadhi hai,
wo kuch na boli bas row di,
Aur khaak pay hath ki ungli say..
Aik lafz "MOHABAT" Likh dala !

Zubaan Ki Taizi

'Apni Zubaan Ki Taizi Us
"MAA" Per Mat Aazmao,

Jisnay Tumhein
Bolna Sikhaya

Dua aur Neki

'Taqdeer ko Dua ke ilawa koi cheez nahi badal sakti
aur Umer mein Neki k ilawa koi cheez izafa nahi kar sakti

Nafs ki Pasand

jb ankhen

nafs ki pasandeda chezain

dekhnay lagen to

dil anjaam se

andha ho jata hai.

DAROOD K FAWAID:

• Darood pak sari nafal ibadaton sy afzal hy.
• Darood pak prhnay walay ka gunah teen (3) din tak farishtay nhi likhtay.
• Darood pak ki kasrat krnay walay ko qabar mein na matti khaye gi na keeray.
• Darood pak fatuhaat ki chaabi hy.
• Darood pak ki kasrat aarzuon k hasil krny ka zariya hai

Khushnaseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 affairs hain..

Un dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi?
Wo Khushnaseeb kon hoga?


Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb hoga.. :-

Mohabaat

Khu$hi ME Gham Ki Lazat nhi To Kuch B nhi,
Zindagi ME Mohabat nhi To Kuch B nhi,

Tamam UmER Ebadat KartE Raho lEkin,
ALLAH k Rasol S.A.W se Mohabt nhi To Kuch B nhi.

Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil Ho Ja'en!'

Ae Allah! Muj Pr Or Mere Tumam Doston Pr Reham Frma,
Mujhe Or Mere Tumam Doston Ko Bacha,

Be'rozgari Sy,
Tangdasti Sy,
Aazmaish Sy,
Rizq Ki Kami Sy,
Ruswai Sy,
Qarz Sy,
Marz Sy,
Jahan'num Sy,
Hisab Sy,
Aulad K Dukh Sy,
Waledain Ki Na'frmani Sy,

'Ya Allah Meri Ye Dua Tumam Doston K Haq Me Qabool Frma Aameen Summa Aameen"

Qurani Surton Ki Khasusiyat.

Surah-e-Fatiha Allah k azab se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Yaseen qyamat k din pyas se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Waqia fikar-o-fakay se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Mulk azab-e-qabar se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Kosar dushmanon ki dushmani se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Kafroon mout k waqt kufar se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Ikhlas munafqat se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Falaq haadson se bchati hai.
Surah-e-Naas waswason se bchati hai.

Dimaag se Socho

Zindagi me
agr kch banna ho
kch hasil krna ho

tu hamesha apne dimaag ki suno

agr dimaag se koi jawab na aye to
anken bnd kr ksocho
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kya mre pas dimag hy?

Sheikh ka Business

Bus Me Bethe Huay Ek Chinese Ne
Machar Pakar K Kha Lia.

Pas Betha Hua Sheikh Ye Dekh Raha Tha.

Us Ne Bhi Ek Machar Pakra
Aur Chinese Se Poocha.


Kharide Ga?

Nice lines:

U can live without the person
who says:
u r mine... But


U can NEVER live without someone
who says:
I m yours...

Feel the difference....

World's Best

Most beautiful word is الله,

Sweetest name "محمد " (S.A.W)

Most beautiful calling is "اذان"

Best pray is "نماز"

World perfect book is "قرآن"

And You are so lucky YOU are a "مسلمان"

Long Life

Man : Is there any way for long life ?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No,

but the thought of
long life
will never come

During the Weding

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding?-

It's a formality

just like two boxers
shaking hands
before
the fight begins

Maan ka Anchal

MAAN

Maan ka ANCHAL
Dhup me BADAL


Maan ki BAHEIN
Nind ki RAHEIN


Maan ka DAMAN
Hansta SAWAN


Maan ka GUSSA
Piyar ka HISSA

50% are not Fool

Akhbar Me aaya
50% Sardar bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Sardaroon ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Sardar bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…

Don’t wait until it’s too late

Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,

how much you care.

Because when they’re gone,

no matter how loud you shout and cry,

they won’t hear you anymore

Rub DilaaN Wich Wasda

Chal Way Bullehya Chal O’thay Chaliyay
Jithay Saaray Annay
Na Koi Saadee Zaat PichHanay
Tay Na Koi Saanu Mannay

Masjid Tha Day, Mandir Tha Day
Tha Day Jo Kujh Disda
Par Kissay Da Dil Na DhukaweeN
Rub DilaaN Wich Wasda

Boys and Girls in Exams

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall

1. Counting no. of girls

2. Flirting with lady supreident

3. Reading the brand name of their pen

4. Thinking of study for at least next exams



Four things girls do in the examination hall even they know or not


1. write
2. write
3. write
4. and just write............

Shaak se Bachoo

"Shaak se bachoo. Kiyon k shaak bad treen jhoot hai.

aik doosary ki khamiyon ko mat dekho.
aik doosary ki jasoosi mat karo
aik doosary se nafrat mat karo.
aik doosary se taluq khatam mat karo

aur

Ay Allah kay bandoo, apas mein bhai bhai ban k raho"

Actual Winner

Mon: Jo meri baat maney ga aur meray aagay bilkul nahi boley ga. Main usey gift dongi

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Kids reply:

Lo ji, is tarah to sare gift.................. Abbu le jaenge :)

Story of A Chartered Accountant

Main matric me tha
Wo matric me thi

Main inter me tha
wo inter me thi

Me CA me agaya
wo BA me thi

Me CA me tha
wo MA me thi

Me CA me tha
wo PHD me thi

Me CA me tha
wo Doctor ban gai


aaj uski shadi hai or
mera CA ka paper hai.

Worth of Hand

A ball in my hand is worth some ruppees but
A ball in Wasim Akram's hand is worth a million


A gun in my hands may be useless but
A gun in hitler's hand won wars

A rod in my hands may keep away an angry dog.
A rod in Moosa's (A.S.) hands parted the mighty river.

So put your concerns, worries, fears, hopes, dreams, family in Allah's hand
because

It all depends upon whose hands it's in!!!!!!

1st Gift

Aik admi naya naya doctor bana.

Pehla operation karney ka baad bola

"Ya Allah mera pehla gift qabool kar."

What is Faster

What's faster dan a coin rolling down a steep slope?
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A shiekh running 2 catch it...

Bill "GATES"

Sardar to Bill Gates: "Tusi vi kamle ho

Gates: Why?

Sardar: Tusi naam Gates rakheya hae, per business WINDOWS daa karde ho.

Chanday ki apeal

Masjid k liye chanday ki apeal ho rahi thi.

1 admi bola main bulb lgva donga.

2nd bola me fan lgva donga.

3rd (Josh me aa kar) main cable lgva donga.

Marney k baad bhi

Marney k bad bhi meri ungliyan hilti rain FARAZ.


Adat jo parh gaei thi daily 500 sms karney ki.

Ameen

Main ne kaha k tum bin mar jaon ga PARVEEN

Wo muskrai, mujhe dekha or kaha AMEEN

Jo Baat Suno

Jo baat suno likh lo.

Jo likho use yaad kar lo.

Jo yaad kar lo use bayan karo.

aur

Jo bayan karo us par amal karo.

Radio & News Paper

Teacher:

Radio aur Newspaper mein kia faraq hai



Student:

Newspaper mein tandoor ki rottian daal saktay hain magar radio main nahin

Prayer is The Most Powerful

Prayer ss
the Most Powerful Weapon Against DownFall,

The Most Effective medicine Against Sickness,
And

the Most valuable Gift to someone We care.

Ek Dost Mere Liye

Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haweli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay

Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi (Baba Bhullay Shah)

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilam Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,

Hath Vich Phar K Talwaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi,

Makkay,Madeenay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,

"BhULLAY SHAH" Haasil Ki Kita? Jay Tu RAB Na Rakhaya RAAZI.

Tera Pakistan Hai

“Na mera Pakistan hai na tera pakistan hai,
Ye us ka pakistan hai jo sadr_e_pakistan hai,

Jis ki bari dukaan hai sab chori ka saman hai,
Jo bara be’eman hai wo Sadr-e-pakistan hai,

Jitne oske Wazeer hain wo Saary Be Zameer hain,
Jo Sab se Bara shaitan hai Wo Sadr-e-pakistan hai.

Meharbani Hogi

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ

Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!

Sardar ki English

how a Sardar professor speaks English:

1. don’t dare to talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. why are you so late..say yes or no?
4. take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. i have two daughters. both of them are girls!!
6. all of you stand in a straight circle!
7. quiet..the principal just passed away.
8. everybody stand lengthwise. .
9. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

Kanjoos

Ek darwaish kehta tha
k
aik zamana aaega
k
ek dost dosrey ko dil se sms karega,
or
or
or
or
or

“Dosra”
kanjous bus parrh ker muskurae ga ;-
jaisY aap

Teri Yaad Aye

RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD,
TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD,

HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA,
TERI AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD.

Jan

Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan
Jan Chor Do Meri
Mere sMs k Deewano
Hr Wqt Mobile Hath Me Liye
Mere sMs Ka Wait Krte Rehte Ho..!!

The Winners of Life

The Winners Of Life’s Game Aren’t Those
Who Have Never Tasted Failure

But

Those Who Have Tasted Failure Again And Again

but

Never Give Up …

First Step of Success

Everybody Tells,

Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success
But It Is Not True.

“The Correction Of Mistake”
is The First Step Of Success

Ups and Downs of Life

Ups and downs are the part of Life!!!!

In the life.....When u r "UP", ur friends know who r u.

But

when u r "Down", u know, who is ur friend.

Rab Razi

Kainat may jitni jaldi RAB raazi hota hai itni jaldi koe razi nahi hota

Shaadi Ki Saalgirah

Biwi: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah par dawat ke liye bakra katvayen

Sohar: Galti to ma ne ki hai. Saza us gharib ko kyun deti ho?

Meaning of Dream

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.

After she woke up, she told her husband,
“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day.
What do you think it means?”


“You’ll know tonight”, he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled

“The meaning of dreams”.

Kuch Pal De Do Mujeh

Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do Mujhe,

Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi Achi c Girl Friend Ka Number De Do Mujhe…!!!

Zalim Police

Zalim Police ki darindagi ka aik or jeeta jaagta suboot

korangi may queta hotel k3 masoom pathanon se”naswaar”cheen li
teeno pathanon ne tarap tarap kjan de di

Sheikh Ki Roti

1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k


O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!

Masjid Ka Chanda

Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya…

Actor:
Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai

Moolvi:
Is Paisay say Hum “Bathroom banain gay”

Jannat se Aagay

An Sms To Mulla Umer
From A Suicide Bomber…

Sir Jee,
Barood Thora Kum Daala Karain
Mein To Jannat Se Bi Aagay Nikal Gya Hun

Change Happens

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances IMPROVE,

Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.


Have a Nice Day!!!!

Aap Ka Liye Dua

May Allah
increase ur EMAN,
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
AND
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)

Ameen!!!!

Shaitaan ka Challenge

"Jab shaitaan mardud ho gaya to us ne kaha k ae rab! teri izat ki kasam.
Mein tere bandon ko hamesha behkata rahun ga. jab tak unki rohen un ke jismon me rahen ge.

Allah Rabul Izaat ne Irshad farmaya,
Muje kasam ha apni izat o jala ki, jab tak wo muj se astagfaar karte rahen ge.
Mein ukno bakhshta rahun ga."

Rs. 1500 Ka Mobile

Rs. 1500 ka new mobile for sale hai.

Jis main

USB

Infra Red

Bluetooth

5 Mega Pixel Camera

Touch Screen

MP3/MP4/AVI/MPEG

FM

8 GB memory

Internet

ka ilawa sab kuch hay.

Love guarantee

Pheli baar love kahan invent hua tha?
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Ise liya tu koi gurantee waranty nahi hoti

Sweet Lines

• Allah dey kar bhi azmata hai, ley kar bhi azmata hai
  
• Gharib admi roti k leye dorta hai, ameer roti hazam karnay k leye.
  
• Gunah mai lazzat zarur hay, magar sakun nahi
  
• Baat alfaaz ki nahi lehje ki hoti hay
  
• Kisi k bare mein bura na soocho. Ho sakta hay k wo Allah ki barga main tumse behtar ho.

Greate offer for you

Hi, How are you?
Are you free tomorrow?

Can u come to me. becoz tomorrow we are opening a new








"Mental hospital"

Aap ka ilaj free ho go.

Quran Kay Huquq

Quran Pak kay hamare uper 5 Huquq hain.

1. Is per Emaan lana
2. Ise Parhna
3. Ise Samajna
4. is par Amal karna
5. Is ki Dawat aam karna

Don't Make a Noise

In the corridor of a government office, there was a sign.

"Don't make a noise"

someone wrote with pencil:

"Othewise we may wake up".

Pathan and English Movie

Pathan:
kal raat 3 ghante ek English film dekhi.
Us me na koi banda tha, na koi awaz thi

Friend: Film ka naam kia tha

Pathan: "Please insert the Disk"

Kitna Sakoon Hay

2 admi qbrastan sy guzar rahay thay.

1st bola: sb kitnay skoon sy so rhy haiin.

2nd bola: Kion na ho, yeh jaga jaan de kar hasil hoti hay.

Loot ayengay

Urnay do in parindon ka azzad fiza mei Faraz.

Tery apny hongy to loot ayengay kisi rooz.

Go to Hell

Biwi: Shohar se: aaj ap office se jaldi kese aa gae?

Shohar: Mere boss ko gusa aa gaya tha. us ne kaha jahanam me chale jaoo. Mein ghar aa gaya.

Gadha aur Insaan

Student school mein gadha leke gaya

Teacher: Ye gadha kion laye ho?

Student: sir, ap hi to kehtay hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insaan banay he.

Educated Zamana

Mast hawaein hein!!
Mosam bhi sohana hai!
Kaali ghatain hein!
Dil bhi ashqana hai!
Bandar bhi Sms parh rahey hein!
Kya Educated zamana hai

All Sardar Jokes

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,
"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar in Exam

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Dost ka Saath

Aik din zindagi ne mujh se sawal kia

Tum apne dost ka saath kab tak chahte ho?


Maine Aik Ansoo samandar mein gira dia aur kaha

Jab Tak Tum isko Dhoond Na Lo.

Pathan and Girlfriend

Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

Bathroom Main Sher

Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum ne kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main ne sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

Sugar Check

Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

Brain Ka Operation

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai
aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.

The Worst Thief

“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer,
by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”

Qatil Kisay Kehtay hain

Teacher Pathan Sy:Qatil Kisay Kehtay Hain?
Pathan:Pata Nahi..?
Teacher:Agar Tum Apni Biwi Ka Qatal Kar DoTo Tum Kya Kehlao Gay…?
Pathan:“ZARDARI”

Zardar Ka Elaan

Dear Friend::

Asif Zardari Ne Elaan Kia Hai K
“MEIN Apni Beti KI SHADI
USSE KARUN GA JO MUJHSE BHI BARA
KAMEENA HOGA”.
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Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari Yaar…

When is Your Birthday

Interviewer :When Is Your Birthday
Sardar :13th Oct
Interviewer :Which Year ?
Sardar :Oye Ullu Ke PatteEvery Year

Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hy
Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hy

Badal Jab Garajti Hy, Dil Ki Dhrkn Bharhti Hy
Dil Ki Hr 1 Dhrkn Se Awaz Tmhari Aati Hy

Due to Rain

Teacher Told All Students to Write an Essay On
"A Cricket Match"

All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji

He Wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH”