Tumharay Nafs ki qeemat "Jannat" hai,
Issay Jannat se kum qeemat pe na baichna
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
SoJa mere yaar
800 kamron ka mehal ho aur noton se saja darbar
Income ho arbon me aur 200 marcedese car
Sab kuch sapne me hi mil sakta hi
is liye jagna he bekaar, soja mere yaar
Income ho arbon me aur 200 marcedese car
Sab kuch sapne me hi mil sakta hi
is liye jagna he bekaar, soja mere yaar
Kuttay ki strike
Tarzan janvron ko unki zaat bata raha tha
Gadha: Chudhary
Sher: Sardar
Kukar: Malik
Hathi: Butt
Kutta: Zardari
Kutta tap k bola
"Na bhi na, main kutta hi theek hoon"
Gadha: Chudhary
Sher: Sardar
Kukar: Malik
Hathi: Butt
Kutta: Zardari
Kutta tap k bola
"Na bhi na, main kutta hi theek hoon"
What women want
The world's thinnest book is titled by
"What women want"
It has only one word written in it
"Everything"
"What women want"
It has only one word written in it
"Everything"
Surprising about Mankind
What is most surprising about mankind???
They lose their health to make wealth and
then lose their wealth to restore their health
By thinking about future, they forget present
Such that, they live neither for present nor for future
They live as they will never die and
then die as they had never lived
They lose their health to make wealth and
then lose their wealth to restore their health
By thinking about future, they forget present
Such that, they live neither for present nor for future
They live as they will never die and
then die as they had never lived
New of Zardari
Meinu dey protocol vay loko
mein ho geya jay anmol vay loko
Bibi toun majboor saan pehle
10% mashoor saan pehle
Hun khull k annhi pavaan ga
Mein 100% he khavan ga
Mein ous qom da leader vay loko
jehrri vik jaandi 1 naan tay loko
Bachao apni jaan ve loko
mein hun sadar-e-Pakistan ve loko
mein ho geya jay anmol vay loko
Bibi toun majboor saan pehle
10% mashoor saan pehle
Hun khull k annhi pavaan ga
Mein 100% he khavan ga
Mein ous qom da leader vay loko
jehrri vik jaandi 1 naan tay loko
Bachao apni jaan ve loko
mein hun sadar-e-Pakistan ve loko
Mitti Kay Khaloonay
Muhabbat Kar sakte ho to Rab se karo Faraz
Mitti kay khilono se kabhi wafa nahi milti.
Mitti kay khilono se kabhi wafa nahi milti.
Extra care of ...
Always take extra care of 3 things in life
- Trust
- Promise
- Relation
Tilawat-e-Quran
Tilawat-e-Quran is a
lighting system of face
Cooling system of head
Energy system of Heart
Sparking system of Eye
Relaxing system of Mind
So, do tilawat daily
lighting system of face
Cooling system of head
Energy system of Heart
Sparking system of Eye
Relaxing system of Mind
So, do tilawat daily
Difference b/w Girlfriend and Wife
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
"Begum ka liye chahiye ya koi achaa sa dikhaoon"
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
"Begum ka liye chahiye ya koi achaa sa dikhaoon"
Extreme limit of Sardarism???
What is the extreme limit of Sardarism??????
Two sardars, sitting in the auto rikshaw and fighting for
"Window seat"
Two sardars, sitting in the auto rikshaw and fighting for
"Window seat"
Mujhay Shaak Hay
Aik sardar jab be bathroom jata to
Darwaza khool deta
Kisi wajah poochi to sardar bola
"Mujhe shak hai k darwazay k neeche se mujeh koi dekhta hay"
Darwaza khool deta
Kisi wajah poochi to sardar bola
"Mujhe shak hai k darwazay k neeche se mujeh koi dekhta hay"
Why We Close our Eyes
Why do we close our eyes when we
Pray
Cry
Dream or
Miss someone??
Because the most beautiful things are unseen and can only be sighted through the eyes of heart!!!
Pray
Cry
Dream or
Miss someone??
Because the most beautiful things are unseen and can only be sighted through the eyes of heart!!!
Friday, March 27, 2009
A Painful Phrase
A painful phrase written by a boy who lost his parents in sunami
"Sea , I will not forgive you even if your waves touch my feet million Time"
"Sea , I will not forgive you even if your waves touch my feet million Time"
Yeh Sheesha hai
Zardari toys walay sey"
Yeh mooch wala kutta kitnay ka hay"
Toy wala" Janab yeh to sheesha hai"
Yeh mooch wala kutta kitnay ka hay"
Toy wala" Janab yeh to sheesha hai"
Main Janati Hun
Patahn duzakh se nikla aur chupkay say janat me ghusa.
Farishtay nay pakar liya to pathan bola:
"Main janati hun, dozakh main gul khan ko naswar dainay gaya tha".
Farishtay nay pakar liya to pathan bola:
"Main janati hun, dozakh main gul khan ko naswar dainay gaya tha".
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Haathi Parinda Hay
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai
Meri Dua Aap Ka Liye
May Allah increase ur EMAN,
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
AND
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)
Amin
Grant u AHSAN,
Restore on u SABAR,
Delight u in ZIKER,
Bless u with TAQWA,
Accept ur TOBA
AND
honour u with JANNAT(HEAVEN)
Amin
Sulook usne mujhse .....
Sulook usne mujhse cigarette ka sa kya.
Pehle jalaya phir piya, paaon rakha bujha diya.
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye.
Pehle lagaya hont se aur phir dhuwen main urra diya.
Apni saansen khench k meri khushbu khud main basa li.
Meri jalti hui rakh ko ungliyon se gira diya.
Pehle jalaya phir piya, paaon rakha bujha diya.
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye.
Pehle lagaya hont se aur phir dhuwen main urra diya.
Apni saansen khench k meri khushbu khud main basa li.
Meri jalti hui rakh ko ungliyon se gira diya.
Chaar Cheezain
Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
Maaf Karo
“LOGON ko IS tarha MAAF karo
jaisey Tum ALLAH se UMEED rakhty ho
k
wo TUMHEY MAA\’AF kare Ga”.
jaisey Tum ALLAH se UMEED rakhty ho
k
wo TUMHEY MAA\’AF kare Ga”.
Strange I Love You
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main crruption say zzyaada…
I LOVE U?
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main crruption say zzyaada…
I LOVE U?
Murgi........
Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti:
Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein andadiya tha..
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti:
Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein andadiya tha..
Exam ki tiyari
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya
Barish ki Khushi
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?.......
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai.....
aur barish main to.......
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai.....
aur barish main to.......
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
Happy Rainy Day
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
Load Shedding
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain
Warna Log Wakilon K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey
Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading KeKhush Khabri Sunai Jaige.
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . .
Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain
Warna Log Wakilon K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey
Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading KeKhush Khabri Sunai Jaige.
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . .
Obama ka Rishtaydar
Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho
K
Kuttay
Ka Puttar Hay…
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho
K
Kuttay
Ka Puttar Hay…
Zardari ko Darr Lagta Hay
ZARDARI say ek press reporter ne pocha:
“Zardari sahib, ap ko kis waqat darr lagta hy” ??
Zardari: jab log na’ara lagtay hen
k,…….
“ZINDA HA BB”
“BB Zinda Ha”
“Zardari sahib, ap ko kis waqat darr lagta hy” ??
Zardari: jab log na’ara lagtay hen
k,…….
“ZINDA HA BB”
“BB Zinda Ha”
Charoon Suboon
Charon suboon ki zanjeer,
Benazir Benazir.
Charon suboon se gadari,
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari.
Benazir Benazir.
Charon suboon se gadari,
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari.
Bandriya ki Shaadi
Ek din bandaria boli: Maa meri shaadi kar do.
Maa ne kaha: Beti tera dulha abhi sms parh raha hai.
Ager muskraya to rishta pakka samjho.
Mubarak ho!
Larke ne haan kar di!
Maa ne kaha: Beti tera dulha abhi sms parh raha hai.
Ager muskraya to rishta pakka samjho.
Mubarak ho!
Larke ne haan kar di!
Future of Frog
Frog to Njoomi:Please tell my future!
Njoomi:A young smart girl, will touch your body.
Frog: WOW! when & where?
.
.
.
.
Njoomi: Next semester, in Biology lab
Njoomi:A young smart girl, will touch your body.
Frog: WOW! when & where?
.
.
.
.
Njoomi: Next semester, in Biology lab
Merriot Hotel
After the blast at the Hotel Marriot (Islamabad),
the zardari Govt is thinking of a new name for the hotel.
‘Shaheed Marriot bhutto Hotel’
the zardari Govt is thinking of a new name for the hotel.
‘Shaheed Marriot bhutto Hotel’
I am Sorry
How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.
Missing F
LIFE is a LIE when F is missing.
'F' is nothing but your friendship.
Hope I will never miss this 'F'
ever in my LIFE…
'F' is nothing but your friendship.
Hope I will never miss this 'F'
ever in my LIFE…
Sweet Birthday
This msg has
No Fat
No cholesterol n
No Addictive
this is all natural
and with
a lot of sugar.
But it can never be
as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday!!!!
No Fat
No cholesterol n
No Addictive
this is all natural
and with
a lot of sugar.
But it can never be
as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday!!!!
Dispute or Arguments
Never enter into dispute or argument with another.
I never yet saw an instance of one of two disputants convincing the other by argument.
I have seen many getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Kaaba is covered by Kiswa
KAABA" The House of ALLAH in Makkah.
The Kaa'ba is covered by a black cloth known as 'Kiswa',
which is produced & changed every year.
Special factory designed for the making of Kiswa in Makkah.
It costs approx. SR 17million.
The cloth is made of 670kgs of silver dyed black,
about 120kgs of pure gold & 50kgs of silver used in writing the Qur'anic verses over the cloth.
The total area of the cloth is 658sqr meter
The Kaa'ba is covered by a black cloth known as 'Kiswa',
which is produced & changed every year.
Special factory designed for the making of Kiswa in Makkah.
It costs approx. SR 17million.
The cloth is made of 670kgs of silver dyed black,
about 120kgs of pure gold & 50kgs of silver used in writing the Qur'anic verses over the cloth.
The total area of the cloth is 658sqr meter
Andaza Nahi Hoota
Muhabat ko samajh na hay tu kudh muhabat kar "Faraz"
Kinary se kabi andaz-e-Toofan nahin hoota.
Kinary se kabi andaz-e-Toofan nahin hoota.
Barozgar Sister
Salam Bhai
Aap se ik arz hay kay, agar koi Govt. yar private ya sales ki koi job ho to mujeh zaroor batana
aap ki barozgar sister
Sheri Rehman
ex-minister (zardari govt.)
Aap se ik arz hay kay, agar koi Govt. yar private ya sales ki koi job ho to mujeh zaroor batana
aap ki barozgar sister
Sheri Rehman
ex-minister (zardari govt.)
Anookha Badla
Sardar: "Agar operation kay duran muje kuch ho gaya tu tum isi doctor sey shaadi ka lina"
Bivi:"Yeh aap kia keh rahain hay"
Sardar "Tu kia doctor ko maaf kar doon"
Bivi:"Yeh aap kia keh rahain hay"
Sardar "Tu kia doctor ko maaf kar doon"
Aap ka saath
kisi ko apni khubio ka ahsas nahi hota,
app jaise dosto ka milna itfaq nahi hota,
kucha tu acha kiya hoga humne,
varna aap jase dost ka saath nahi hota
app jaise dosto ka milna itfaq nahi hota,
kucha tu acha kiya hoga humne,
varna aap jase dost ka saath nahi hota
Let your boss speak 1st
Once Boss, officer and clerk going for a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said " I will fulfill 1 wish for each of you"
Clerk said "Send me to America with lot of dollars".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Officer said "Send me to Frace with lot of Euros".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Then Jis asked boss and boss said "I want these two idiots back at office at lunch"
Moral: "Always let the boss to speak 1st"
They saw a Jin.
Jin said " I will fulfill 1 wish for each of you"
Clerk said "Send me to America with lot of dollars".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Officer said "Send me to Frace with lot of Euros".
Jin look at him and he disappear
Then Jis asked boss and boss said "I want these two idiots back at office at lunch"
Moral: "Always let the boss to speak 1st"
Sorry kay Spelling
Bus main larki ka paon aik buddhay ke paon kay neechay aa gaya.
Buddha" Sorry"
Girl "Idiot"
Thori dair baad ussi larki ka paon aik handsome larkay ka neechay aa gaya
Larka " Sorry"
Girl " Its okay"
Buddha bola " Na te meri sorry de spelling ghalat c?"
Buddha" Sorry"
Girl "Idiot"
Thori dair baad ussi larki ka paon aik handsome larkay ka neechay aa gaya
Larka " Sorry"
Girl " Its okay"
Buddha bola " Na te meri sorry de spelling ghalat c?"
Keep me in your heart
Dont keep me in ur eyes,
I may fall as tears,
keep me in ur heart,
so tat ur every “Heart Beat”
remainds u tat
there is some 1 4 u
I may fall as tears,
keep me in ur heart,
so tat ur every “Heart Beat”
remainds u tat
there is some 1 4 u
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Meaning of Wife
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
Pakistani Police
Pakistani POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,
kal 1 admi talab me naha raha tha.
ek POLICE wala dekh kar bola :-
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...
kal 1 admi talab me naha raha tha.
ek POLICE wala dekh kar bola :-
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...
Mobile Technician
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha,
jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha,
jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
Good Thoughts
If we both exchange on dollar, we both have one dollar each.
But if we exchange one good thougt, we both have two good thoughts.
But if we exchange one good thougt, we both have two good thoughts.
Faqeer aur Shiek
aik faqeer sada laga raha tha::
Baba Chawal b kha leta hay
Baba ice cream b kha leta hay
Baba burger b kha leta hay
Baba sb kuch kha leta hay
Aik shiek nay jawab dia
"Baba chittar b kha leta hay"
Baba Chawal b kha leta hay
Baba ice cream b kha leta hay
Baba burger b kha leta hay
Baba sb kuch kha leta hay
Aik shiek nay jawab dia
"Baba chittar b kha leta hay"
The fire of Jahanam
The fire of jahanam will not touch the person who recites.
"Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"
"Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"
Crore Pati
Yar main aik larki ko chata tha, lakin us nay mare sath shaadi nahin ki
2nd: Tumne usy bataya nahi kay tumhara baap crore pati hay
1st: Btaya tha, isi liya tu us nay meray baap kay sath shaadi kar li.
2nd: Tumne usy bataya nahi kay tumhara baap crore pati hay
1st: Btaya tha, isi liya tu us nay meray baap kay sath shaadi kar li.
Good Morning
Sending 24 Smiles,
1 for each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
Good Morning and hAv a gReAt dAy.... »
1 for each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
Good Morning and hAv a gReAt dAy.... »
Khan Sb aur Pilot
A pathan was snatching headphone from the pilotpilot
Pilot : what are you dong idiot ?
Pathan: Ticket ka paisa hum ney dia, songs tum sun rahay ho?
Pilot : what are you dong idiot ?
Pathan: Ticket ka paisa hum ney dia, songs tum sun rahay ho?
Pepsi pee gai
hoota peenay se mohabbat barhti hai .............................faraz…
yeh keh keh k woh ullo ki patthi meri saari PEPSI pee gai
_______________________________________________
Tumhari yaad tu muje aisey ati hay faraz
jese tun ne mere paise dene hon..............
yeh keh keh k woh ullo ki patthi meri saari PEPSI pee gai
_______________________________________________
Tumhari yaad tu muje aisey ati hay faraz
jese tun ne mere paise dene hon..............
Mitt Jatey Hain Anaa Mein
Ajab tarha k log bastey hain teray shehar mein “FARAZ”
Mitt jatey hain ANAA mein magar MOHABBAT nahin kartey..
_____________________________________________________
Wo Parinda Jisy Apni Parwaaz Sy Fursat Na Thi FARAZ
Aaj Tanha Howa To Meri Hi Deewar Pay Aa Baitha
_____________________________________________________
Hun need k shoqeen ziada nahin lakin Faraz
Kuch Khawab na dekhan to guzara hanin hota.
______________________________________________________
Wo pila Jaam nzaroon se apni faraz
Ab ketay hain Nashey ki adat achi nahi hoti.
Mitt jatey hain ANAA mein magar MOHABBAT nahin kartey..
_____________________________________________________
Wo Parinda Jisy Apni Parwaaz Sy Fursat Na Thi FARAZ
Aaj Tanha Howa To Meri Hi Deewar Pay Aa Baitha
_____________________________________________________
Hun need k shoqeen ziada nahin lakin Faraz
Kuch Khawab na dekhan to guzara hanin hota.
______________________________________________________
Wo pila Jaam nzaroon se apni faraz
Ab ketay hain Nashey ki adat achi nahi hoti.
Faraz Collection
yahee kahaa tha ka barsoun ka piyasa houn faraz
us nay meray moun mian pipe laga ker rooter chalaa dia
us nay meray moun mian pipe laga ker rooter chalaa dia
Vitaman
Khan Sb.: I'd like some VITAMIN for my wife.
Shop Keeper: Sir, vitamin.A, B or C?
Khan Sb.: Any one, wo kon sa pari likhi hay.
Shop Keeper: Sir, vitamin.A, B or C?
Khan Sb.: Any one, wo kon sa pari likhi hay.
Smile Please
A sardar photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him.
why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE
suddenly all relatives beat him.
why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE
Love SMS
The sun had rised from the east &
birds r singing happily &
butterflies R around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
birds r singing happily &
butterflies R around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
How to Kill a Lion
How to kill a LION::
by Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders ,,......
by Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders ,,......
Pakistani Captain
Wat s d biggest pressure building up for pakistani captain
when pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand..
"Ya Allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!"
when pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand..
"Ya Allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!"
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Touch my heart
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That
u’ll always be a special part of me
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That
u’ll always be a special part of me
420
30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10
In sabh ko total karke dekho
apka naam likha ayega.
even on calculator..................
lt's true.plz try
In sabh ko total karke dekho
apka naam likha ayega.
even on calculator..................
lt's true.plz try
Purpose & Need
In the chase between Cat&Mouse,
the mouse mostly wins.
Coz the cat is running for its food &
mouse for its life.
Remember PURPOSE is more
imp than needs.best luck..
the mouse mostly wins.
Coz the cat is running for its food &
mouse for its life.
Remember PURPOSE is more
imp than needs.best luck..
A Nurse
Defination of a NURSE->
A young and beautiful girl
who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and
then expects ur pulse to be normal
A young and beautiful girl
who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and
then expects ur pulse to be normal
Tactful Wife
A tactful wife
is one
who makes sure she spends so much
that her husband cant afford
another woman.
is one
who makes sure she spends so much
that her husband cant afford
another woman.
Dont Go Outside
Shhhh.
Dont go outside.
Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour,
please I am again warning you
please and dont be so loud ..
The dog catching van is on duty!!!
Dont go outside.
Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour,
please I am again warning you
please and dont be so loud ..
The dog catching van is on duty!!!
Exams are like.....
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!….
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!….
Monoply & Competition
A Business Man
ExpLaining The Reason For Having
Two Wives....!@!--!@!
MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... &
Competition... ImProves Service...
ExpLaining The Reason For Having
Two Wives....!@!--!@!
MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... &
Competition... ImProves Service...
Fastest Camera
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her
mouth shut!
that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her
mouth shut!
Crazy World
Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Your Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
“Don’t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Your Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Prayer
Prayer of an ideal son:
Dear God,
thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me.
I wont ask anythin 4 myslf,
plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
Dear God,
thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me.
I wont ask anythin 4 myslf,
plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
Tip for Success
Tip for a successful life:
Don’t take any decision
when you are
angry
Don’t make any promise
when you are
happy
Don’t take any decision
when you are
angry
Don’t make any promise
when you are
happy
Attitude
In rain all birds find shelter
but eagle is the one
that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problem is common to all but
"ATTITUDE"
makes the difference.
but eagle is the one
that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problem is common to all but
"ATTITUDE"
makes the difference.
Quaid-e-Qillat
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,
ZARDAI has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.
of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,
ZARDAI has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.
Obama ka Kutta
Obama ka “Kutta” obama se rooth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay,
ya mujh se doosti rakho ya ZARDARI say
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay,
ya mujh se doosti rakho ya ZARDARI say
Mar Jata Agar.....
Wife:
"Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya
tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband:
"Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar
Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!"
"Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya
tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband:
"Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar
Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!"
Hypnotize = Shaadi
Husband:
"Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???"
Wife:
"kisi ko apnay control main kar k
us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:
"Chal jhooti usay tou
SHAADI kehtay hain"
"Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???"
Wife:
"kisi ko apnay control main kar k
us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:
"Chal jhooti usay tou
SHAADI kehtay hain"
Father Name
Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher:
"Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?"
Brothers:
"Kahin aap yeh na kahin kay hum nay nakal mari hay"
Teacher:
"Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?"
Brothers:
"Kahin aap yeh na kahin kay hum nay nakal mari hay"
April Fool
In hasino se
Rasme Wafa
or
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen
mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din
APRIL FOOL hai…!
Rasme Wafa
or
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen
mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din
APRIL FOOL hai…!
Yaaad
Mujhe 2 cheezain ki buhut yad ati ha
Ek apki … Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai
Ek apki … Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai
New Car
When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend
you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new
or
the girlfriend
you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new
or
the girlfriend
Akele He Theek
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..
Railway Station
Ek aurat train se utri aur khan sahib se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Khan sb. ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Bibi ye Railway Station hai”
Khan sb. ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Bibi ye Railway Station hai”
Allah kay Ehsaanat
Allah ka gunaahgar logon pa ehsaanat
1. Nahi rokta rizq ko
2. Nahi cheenta tandrusti ko
3. Nahi zahir karta gunaah ko
4. Nahi azab deeta furan.
1. Nahi rokta rizq ko
2. Nahi cheenta tandrusti ko
3. Nahi zahir karta gunaah ko
4. Nahi azab deeta furan.
Shiekh kay ghar Mehmaan
Aik martaba shiekh sb. kay ghar mehmaan aye.
Shiekh ki bivi boli "Shiekh sb. mehmanoo ka lye kuch la ayen"
Shiekh sb. gaye or "Rikshaw" lay aye.
Shiekh ki bivi boli "Shiekh sb. mehmanoo ka lye kuch la ayen"
Shiekh sb. gaye or "Rikshaw" lay aye.
Faqeer aur Sheikh
Aik faqeer shiekh sb. ka ghar aya aur bola "Main Allah ka mehman hoon"
shiekh nay faqeer ko pakra or masjid lay gaya aur kaha "Allah ka ghar yeh hay"
shiekh nay faqeer ko pakra or masjid lay gaya aur kaha "Allah ka ghar yeh hay"
Zardari Shaitan
Shaitan apne chailoon se:
Sam, tumhari duty aaj america main hay.
Julee, tum aaj UK jaoo gee
Peeter, tum India jaoo.
Sam asked: Pakistan kon jaye gaa.
Shaitan: Pakistan ki fikar chooro wahan Asif Zardari hay naa.
Sam, tumhari duty aaj america main hay.
Julee, tum aaj UK jaoo gee
Peeter, tum India jaoo.
Sam asked: Pakistan kon jaye gaa.
Shaitan: Pakistan ki fikar chooro wahan Asif Zardari hay naa.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Billo Rani
Aik chooha sharaab kay drum main gira aur must ho ka nikla.
Soti Billi k mun pe dum maar ka bola:
"Billo rani kaho to abi jaan de doon"
Soti Billi k mun pe dum maar ka bola:
"Billo rani kaho to abi jaan de doon"
Sabzi Mandi
In 2015
Main with his boy at main gate of Gaddafi Stadium:
"Beta yhan kabi cricket match howa karte thay"
Beta "Papa us waqt sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi"
Main with his boy at main gate of Gaddafi Stadium:
"Beta yhan kabi cricket match howa karte thay"
Beta "Papa us waqt sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi"
Baywafai
Justice ko bhal karne ka Irada to nahi tha Fraz
Sheri Rehman ki baywafai nay kamzor kar dia
(Zardari)
Sheri Rehman ki baywafai nay kamzor kar dia
(Zardari)
Vibration
1 Sardar Mleriya Sy Kamp Rha Tha.
Doctor Aya Aur Pocha: Kia Howa Hai?
Sardar K Bete Ny Jawab Diya:
Bamarii ka tu pata nahi per abba subha say "VIBRATION" per laga howa hay
Doctor Aya Aur Pocha: Kia Howa Hai?
Sardar K Bete Ny Jawab Diya:
Bamarii ka tu pata nahi per abba subha say "VIBRATION" per laga howa hay
Bijli
Mother 2 Docotr On Phone:
Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai Me Kia Karon??
Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein
Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai Me Kia Karon??
Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein
Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
Anokha Kaam
Ustad (Shagird se) :
"kya tm aisa kaam kr saktay ho, jo doosra nhi krsakta?"
Shagird:
" ji haan Sir, main apna likha perh sakta hu "
"kya tm aisa kaam kr saktay ho, jo doosra nhi krsakta?"
Shagird:
" ji haan Sir, main apna likha perh sakta hu "
Why are you Late
Teacher: Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahe Thay..
Teacher: Wo Lar Rahe Thay To Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Kya Karta Mera 1 Joota Ammi K Pas Tha Or 1 Abbu K Pas Thaa ...
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahe Thay..
Teacher: Wo Lar Rahe Thay To Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Kya Karta Mera 1 Joota Ammi K Pas Tha Or 1 Abbu K Pas Thaa ...
Ittefaq
آُستاد ؛ اِتفاق کو جُملے میں استعمال کرو
۔شاگرد ؛ جِس دِن میرے باپ کی شادی تھی اِتفاق سے اُسی دِن میری ماں کی بھی شادی تھی
Student Life
Funny English Translation
1۔ میں عام آدمی نہیں ہوں۔
I am not a mango man.
2۔ سردا اور گرما فروٹ ہیں۔
Colda and hota is fruit.
3۔ مجھے بھی انگلش آتی ہے۔
English comes to me also.
4۔ دو اور دو برابر چار۔
Give and give equal to four.
5۔ میرا تعلق ہری پور ہزارہ سے ہے۔
I am belong to green pur thousanda.
6۔ سڑک پہ گولیاں چل رہی ہیں۔
tablets are walking on the road.
1۔ میں عام آدمی نہیں ہوں۔
I am not a mango man.
2۔ سردا اور گرما فروٹ ہیں۔
Colda and hota is fruit.
3۔ مجھے بھی انگلش آتی ہے۔
English comes to me also.
4۔ دو اور دو برابر چار۔
Give and give equal to four.
5۔ میرا تعلق ہری پور ہزارہ سے ہے۔
I am belong to green pur thousanda.
6۔ سڑک پہ گولیاں چل رہی ہیں۔
tablets are walking on the road.
Ton Ton Ton
Math’s teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions.
Teacher-If, 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much?
Sardar Reply- Ton! Ton! Ton!
Teacher-If, 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much?
Sardar Reply- Ton! Ton! Ton!
Daar lag raha hay
ایک سردار جی اپنی پتنی کو موٹر سائیکل پر شاپنگ پر لے جا رہے تھے. سردار جی انتہائی تیز رفتاری سے موٹر سائیکل چلا رہے تھے.
سردارنی نے کہا کہ سردار جی موٹر سائیکل آہستہ چلائیں مجھے ڈر لگ رہا ہے
.تو سردار جی کہنے لگنے کہ اگر تجھے ڈر لگ رہا ہے تو تو بھی میری طرح آنکھیں بند کر لے
Gulabo and Sardar
Sardar goes to Gulabo's home & knocks da door ...
Gulabo: Kon ...???
Sardar: maiN ...!!!!
Gulabo: maiN kon ...???
Sardar: " ley dass kamlii ... tu gulabo hor kon ...!!!! "
Gulabo: Kon ...???
Sardar: maiN ...!!!!
Gulabo: maiN kon ...???
Sardar: " ley dass kamlii ... tu gulabo hor kon ...!!!! "
Khopari Istemal karo
Ek pathan ka ser phat gaya
pathan sey Dr. ne pocha:-khan sahab kya hua ??
Pathan:Hum pather sey keel thok raha thah,
hum ko ek admi bola khan
KHOPRI istemal karo
pathan sey Dr. ne pocha:-khan sahab kya hua ??
Pathan:Hum pather sey keel thok raha thah,
hum ko ek admi bola khan
KHOPRI istemal karo
Anokha Khiyal
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazer'
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazer'
Little Thieve
A boy was caught stealing a watch, taken to a police station and put in a lock-up .
A criminal there showed some sympathy and said,
"You are wasting time on small items . Why don`t you rob a bank ?"
The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed"
A criminal there showed some sympathy and said,
"You are wasting time on small items . Why don`t you rob a bank ?"
The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed"
Kitaab / Calendar
Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi ki Kitaab hoon.
Husband: Yehi To Afsos Hai, Agar Calender hoti to har Sal Change tu ker leta
Husband: Yehi To Afsos Hai, Agar Calender hoti to har Sal Change tu ker leta
Over Time
Macher ne Ek admi ko din mein kata,
admi ne kaha:tum tou raat mein kattey hona??
Macher bola: ghar ke halat kharab hain over time kar raha hun....
admi ne kaha:tum tou raat mein kattey hona??
Macher bola: ghar ke halat kharab hain over time kar raha hun....
Sharminda
ایک ماہر نفسیات لیکچر کے دوران اپنی خوبیاں بڑے زور سے بیان کررہا تھا۔ً میں کسی بھی شخص پر ایک نظر ڈال کر بتاسکتا ہوں کہ وہ میرے بارے میں کیا سوچ رہا ہے۔
ایک شخص نے ٹوکتے ہوئے کہا۔۔۔
۔"ً لیکن یہ جان لینے کے بعد تو آپ کو کافی شرمندگی محسوس ہوتی ہوگی۔۔۔۔۔۔"
Released Today
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. e finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought. "What's the matter, dear?, Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband said, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife,
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"
He appears to be in deep thought. "What's the matter, dear?, Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband said, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife,
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"
Sadar Bana do
Wakeel : Jedge sahab
is mujrem ney apney saley ko mara,
Is ney apni biwi Ko mara,
is ney beshamar chorian ki,
is ney beshamar gareebo ka khun piya
Ab app hi bataein is ko kya saza di jaye?
Jadge : Isey Mulk ka Saddar bana do
is mujrem ney apney saley ko mara,
Is ney apni biwi Ko mara,
is ney beshamar chorian ki,
is ney beshamar gareebo ka khun piya
Ab app hi bataein is ko kya saza di jaye?
Jadge : Isey Mulk ka Saddar bana do
Halaf-Nama
Zardari Ka Halaf-Nama
Farzana Raja Meri Jaan Hy
Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy
Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga
Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga
Zardari mera Naam Hy
Gaddari Mera Kaam Hy ...
Farzana Raja Meri Jaan Hy
Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy
Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga
Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga
Zardari mera Naam Hy
Gaddari Mera Kaam Hy ...
Zillat hi Zillat
Quaid-e-Azam was Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .Zillat hi Zillat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .Zillat hi Zillat
Bachnaaaaa
bachnaaaaa ay gharebo..... lo main aa gaya....
khoon ka payasa...amn ka dushman.....
apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!!!
khoon ka payasa...amn ka dushman.....
apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!!!
Khabar Dar
Bay adab
Bay mulahiza, Hoshiar
Baighairat-e-Azam,
Badshah-e-Rishwat,
Zaleel-ul-Mulk,
Shehenshah-e-Jowa,
Sardar-e-Dakait
Asif Zardari aa rahe Hain!
Bay mulahiza, Hoshiar
Baighairat-e-Azam,
Badshah-e-Rishwat,
Zaleel-ul-Mulk,
Shehenshah-e-Jowa,
Sardar-e-Dakait
Asif Zardari aa rahe Hain!
Mother
M-O-T-H-E-R
“ M “ is for the million things she gave me
“ O “ means only that she’s growing old,
“ T “ is for the tears she shed to save me,
" H “ is for her heart of purest gold ;
“ E “ is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“ R “ means right, and right she”ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell“ MOTHER “
A word that means the world to me.
“ M “ is for the million things she gave me
“ O “ means only that she’s growing old,
“ T “ is for the tears she shed to save me,
" H “ is for her heart of purest gold ;
“ E “ is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“ R “ means right, and right she”ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell“ MOTHER “
A word that means the world to me.
Birthday Card
A sardar gee gifted a card
to his father on his Birthday and write:
Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi
Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
to his father on his Birthday and write:
Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi
Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
Bhai
Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI"
Funny Poetry
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karne pade, woh musibat ho tum.
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karne pade, woh musibat ho tum.
Bhege jo SMS
Bhege jo SMS tuje Wo teri yaad me,
Sare ke sare wo abba ne pad liye,
Svera jab huaa to jute pad gye,
Wo fashion wale baal hwa me ud gye.
Sare ke sare wo abba ne pad liye,
Svera jab huaa to jute pad gye,
Wo fashion wale baal hwa me ud gye.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
You and Me
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Petrol Pump
A sardar opened a petrol pump,
but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
I have lost key
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Male and Female
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Cartoonist
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author,
you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author,
you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist
Teri Yaad
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Exams
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Hadsa (Accident)
Mulazim: Sir meri salary increase kar day. Meri shadi ho gayee hay
Maalik: Factory say bahi honay wali hadsay kay hum responsible nahin.
Maalik: Factory say bahi honay wali hadsay kay hum responsible nahin.
Sohni Lagdi
Sardar: Wah gee, suit bada sohna paya hai.
Bivi: Thank u G
Sardar: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Bivi: Thank u G.
Sardar: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Bivi: Thank u G thank u
Sardar: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Bivi: Thank u G
Sardar: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Bivi: Thank u G.
Sardar: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Bivi: Thank u G thank u
Sardar: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Dr. Chopra
Dr. Chopra, a psychotherapist, hired a sardar to paint his sign board for his clinic"
Sardar came a wrote:
Dr. Chapra
Psycho The Rapist
Sardar came a wrote:
Dr. Chapra
Psycho The Rapist
RACE
Aik jahaz ka engine kharab ho gaya sub nay parashute le kar jump laga dia. Akhir main 1 admi reh gia us ka liye parashute na bacha. Us nay majboran waisay he jump laga dia. Parashut na honey ki waja se woh tezi sey nicha aaya.
Aik sardar nay usay teezi se jatay hoye dekha to apan parashot choor dia aur bola
"Saday naal raisaan"
Aik sardar nay usay teezi se jatay hoye dekha to apan parashot choor dia aur bola
"Saday naal raisaan"
Dua for Biryani
Biryani khanay ki dua:
Niyat karat hoon mian 4 plate biyani ki vasty 12 boti kay, bama pepsi, raita aur salad, Muon mera daig ki taraf. Bismillah
Niyat karat hoon mian 4 plate biyani ki vasty 12 boti kay, bama pepsi, raita aur salad, Muon mera daig ki taraf. Bismillah
Peer Bhai
Police nay 2 admi pakray..
Inspector 1st admi say: Tum kis kay mureed ho.
1st admi nay kisi peer sahib ka naam liya, inpector nay kaha is ko band kar do
Inspector 2nd admi say: Tum kis kay mureed ho.
2nd admi: Main apni bivi ka mureed hun.
Inspector: Oye is ka liy pepsi lao ye to apna Peer bhai nikla
Inspector 1st admi say: Tum kis kay mureed ho.
1st admi nay kisi peer sahib ka naam liya, inpector nay kaha is ko band kar do
Inspector 2nd admi say: Tum kis kay mureed ho.
2nd admi: Main apni bivi ka mureed hun.
Inspector: Oye is ka liy pepsi lao ye to apna Peer bhai nikla
BMW
Sardar: Putar jee, tumain Dehli janey main to 4 hour lagay magar wapis 3 din main aya ho woh be BMW main. Akhir kia wajah hay.
Putar: Bapoo, BMW walay pagal hain. Janay ka 5 gear hain aur wapasi ka sirf 1 gear.
Putar: Bapoo, BMW walay pagal hain. Janay ka 5 gear hain aur wapasi ka sirf 1 gear.
Mujhey Yaad Na Karay
"Wo shakas taba-o-barbad ho jaye jo khuttay ko dekhay or muje yaad na karay"
Peer Asif Zardari
Peer Asif Zardari
Ding Dong Remix
Ek zardari mota taza tha
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha
Ding dong ding dong
Zardari nay beth ke soch ye
Bibi ko dengay dhoka ye
Bibi ko marengay goli aur
Khaengay mulk ko
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha
Ding dong ding dong
Zardari nay beth ke soch ye
Bibi ko dengay dhoka ye
Bibi ko marengay goli aur
Khaengay mulk ko
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Keyboard ki ABC
Sardar gee got new job. Very first day he spent 11 hours on computer.
Boss was happy and asked what he did?
Sardar:
"Keyboard per ABC agay peechay thi, woh seedhi ki hay"
Boss was happy and asked what he did?
Sardar:
"Keyboard per ABC agay peechay thi, woh seedhi ki hay"
Monday, March 16, 2009
Chor ki saza
Pakistani to American:
Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American:
Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani:
Ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President ya governer bana dete hain.
Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American:
Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani:
Ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President ya governer bana dete hain.
Jin hoon..........
JIN: kya hukam hai mera aaqa
Aaqa: Mulk ka sara maal mere account main dal dal doo.
JIN: Main jin hoon Zardari nahin ..............
Aaqa: Mulk ka sara maal mere account main dal dal doo.
JIN: Main jin hoon Zardari nahin ..............
Postal Stamp
Pakistan Post Office ne ASIF ZARDARI ki tasveer walay Stamp jari kardiye hain!
Awam pareshan hain K thook kis taraf lagaya jaye
Awam pareshan hain K thook kis taraf lagaya jaye
Petrol Collection
Taalbaan have kidnapped ZARDARI and
demanded $50000000 otherwise they will Burn him with Petrol
Plz Donate!!!. I have donated 5 Liters PETROL!…
demanded $50000000 otherwise they will Burn him with Petrol
Plz Donate!!!. I have donated 5 Liters PETROL!…
Zinda Hay........
Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin Zinda Hay Bhutto Zinda Hay
B B Marr Gai
Lekin Zinda Hay B B Zinda Hay
Ya Allah PPP Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hay
Lekin Zinda Hay Bhutto Zinda Hay
B B Marr Gai
Lekin Zinda Hay B B Zinda Hay
Ya Allah PPP Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hay
Awaam ki bari....
HoHaHaHaHaHaHa
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari
Azaab Hoon
Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said,
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya KaroWarna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said,
“Bholay Badshao, Tang to Musharaf karta tha, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…”
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya KaroWarna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said,
“Bholay Badshao, Tang to Musharaf karta tha, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…”
2 Thappar
Baap:Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Student Life
Movie titles related to students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Na Roya Jayee....
Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye
Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye
I'll Study
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Gharee ka haq
Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay.
to jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo
Hazrat Allama Asif Zardari
us ka haq nahi dila saktay.
to jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo
Hazrat Allama Asif Zardari
Kutta Mar Gaya
Zardari ki car ka nichay kutay ka bacha aa gya,
Driver say zardari nay bola ka maloom kroo kis ka hai
Driver thori dair main wapas aya aur bohat say har galay main dalay thay
Zardari: aray kia hoa
Driver: Main nay logoon say bola kay main Zardari ka driver hoon aur kutay ka bacha mar gaya hay, logon nay yeh unhoonay sun kar mujhay haar pehna deye
Driver say zardari nay bola ka maloom kroo kis ka hai
Driver thori dair main wapas aya aur bohat say har galay main dalay thay
Zardari: aray kia hoa
Driver: Main nay logoon say bola kay main Zardari ka driver hoon aur kutay ka bacha mar gaya hay, logon nay yeh unhoonay sun kar mujhay haar pehna deye
Phullan Wali Kurti
Usay kaha tha k 1 meter kapra zayda le lo Faraz
ab kehti hy "meri phullan wali kurti hoi wakhiyan to tang wa…………"
ab kehti hy "meri phullan wali kurti hoi wakhiyan to tang wa…………"
Tumhare Pass Kia Hay
Indian PM to Zardari:
"meray pas bipasha hay, karina hy, malika hy, ashwariya hai,
tumhare pass kia hy"
Zardari:
"mery pass mera flat hai, sab ko le aao"
"meray pas bipasha hay, karina hy, malika hy, ashwariya hai,
tumhare pass kia hy"
Zardari:
"mery pass mera flat hai, sab ko le aao"
Dekha to Aisa Laga..........
Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga::
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey aadee faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey aadee faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Email ya Blackmail
Nawaz: Zardari bhai aap ne mje apna e-mail adress nahi diya
Zardari: Nawaz bhai mera koi e-mail adress nahi, haimra b-mail adress hai Black-Mail
Zardari: Nawaz bhai mera koi e-mail adress nahi, haimra b-mail adress hai Black-Mail
SIM Change
1 sardaar ko TELENOR mein operator ki job mil gai,
pehli hi din call aei,
“sir ! meri TELENOR ” ki sim block ho gai hai”
sardaar: "te saaleya tu U FONE di sim le la."
pehli hi din call aei,
“sir ! meri TELENOR ” ki sim block ho gai hai”
sardaar: "te saaleya tu U FONE di sim le la."
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